Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two
Mood:  lazy
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Jesus I got up late today, had to call in a sickie which isn't a big deal in itself, they're pretty incompetent at the hospital, probably haven't even noticed I'm not there.
The reason for my laziness is the fact that I got my box set of "Great Jewish TV Moments" from Amazon yesterday, and I couldn't wait to play it. It's a great set, and includes lots of scenes of us kicking Arab butt, shooting innocent Palestinians, Yitzhak Rabin getting assassinated which I remember quite well, and more kicking of Arab butt. But it's not all action though, some of it is quite funny. There was the Tel Aviv Bagel eating contest of 1975. Pretty controversial that was as it was held on a Saturday, the contestants complained that the Bagels were stale and hard to chew. F**king fairies, obviously never seen any proper action, when I was stuck in a foxhole during the six day war, I had to make my Bagels last that long, plus when I finally got captured...well you don't get fresh ones in an Egyptian POW camp. One good thing about the set I got was that it includes a bonus DVD entitled "Making Of An Agent". This is meant to show how Mossad mould the best that Israeli youth can offer into the ultimate spy. Having been through the process it has obviously been edited. The two weeks where you have to survive on a tin of Pepsi Max isn't included, but overall it's pretty accurate. I highly recommend the whole thing.
Anyway, seeing as I've got up late I'm hungry, time to give KFC a call, see if I can get some delivered I really don't fancy getting on the bike today.

Shalom