I've Been Driving In My Car
Mood:  rushed
Now Playing: Lionel Blair and Eminem sing White Christmas
Back to pounding the streets today. I thought this election business was all glamour, and that a person of my standing and reputation would be followed everywhere by camera crews and reporters. After all it's not everyday that the guy who James Bond could have been modelled on stands for election.
So far the only people following seem to be a group of teenagers who look like they've missed the Mustard Bus and have adopted me as their saviour. I can't get rid of them either and the dopey bastards can't even vote.
Benny was back on the scene today, and has promised to put right the publicity thing. He's going to get on to all the papers and make sure I get a few interviews. We have a radical programme to get out there, sometime this week I'll run you lot through what we see as the issues. I am a bit concerned about the Window Cleaner's contribution though. He seems to have only his own interests at heart, and wants us to focus on how dirty the windows are on some buses. Not sure this is within the remit of the local council but I'll play along.
I was a bit disappointed by Mossad's response to my request for a few heavies to help me out. They reckon they don't have anyone available at the moment although I could take a couple of rejects from the Moshe Dayan academy if I wanted. I don't think so somehow, those academy rejects make the group following me look almost normal.
Anyway better get on my footwear and knock on a few doors.

Shalom