The Land Of Make Believe
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Now all the election stuff has died down a bit I can look at the result with more rational eyes and see that the UJF have actually made great strides in the last six months. In May we didn't get a single vote, this time around we got five. Obviously my oratory skills have made a difference, all we need to do now is fine tune our programme and we'll be on the march. Benny has told me to purchase a couple of Travelcards so we can have a bit of a party conference sometime in the New Year. I was also surprised to see the leap in the Alien Alliance vote, there are obviously more f*cking nutters around who believe the X Files are based on fact than I realised.
Today is the last Sunday before the piss up known as Christmas. My cycle up to Brick Lane took a little longer today as the US Air Force still haven't dropped off my new saddle so I had to cycle a little more gingerly than I normally would. The Yanks are blaming the weather of course. A little bit of Fog and they're brought to their knees. Wouldn't have lasted long in the Desert would they? I remember having to navigate my tank through a f*cking sandstorm. OK I didn't end up where I should have but I still drove the thing. Indirectly that lead to The Great Escape which I've mentioned more than once.
Tomorrow while you lot are gulping down your Turkey, I've been roped in to do the Santa thing at work, which means just I have to act happy and go ho ho ho from time to time. I f*cking hate it and I swear they only do it because I'm Jewish.

Shalom