Mood: mischievious
Now Playing: The Wizard Of Oz (Jewish Version)
Bit late today on the old laptop. I decided to head back to Tooting General to tap into their network at the A&E. However when I got to the door I recognised the receptionist so I've been hanging around until she goes to lunch or books off. Just noticed a change in the face behind the counter so now I can sneak back in and use my war wound excuse again.
Today is also the first day that Mossad's expert and me are working together to solve my connection problem. I've trawled through the secret Mossad archives to try and learn a bit about him. His name is Abe Bloomstein and from what I gather he was the Moshe Dyan Comprehensive's Space Invaders champ back in 1982. I guess the fact he was good at that probably means he knows a thing or two about computers. When I questioned him on what he has been up to since then he mumbled something about rehab. I guess that's some top secret Mossad mission which is on a need to know basis. Probably something to do with getting these Muslim gits to drop their Jihabs or whatever.
I did take him to the Bagel Bake this morning, although I won't be doing that again in a hurry. Him sitting on the back of the bike made it wobble all over the place, and even when we got there he didn't seem interested in the tasty treats on offer. Kept saying something like he needed to score. Next week I'll take him up to Hackney Marshes and he can play up front for some pub team if he needs to score that much. Looks like me and him won't have much in common.
So far he has shown no interest in looking at my connection problem, although he did perk up a bit when I told him he'd have to come to the hospital with me. He hinted that he'd like to take a look at the pharmacy when he gets there although I'm not sure how far that'll go to sorting my problem. He's the expert though so I'll leave it to him.
Looking around this waiting room is pretty depressing and I don't want to spend any longer than I have to in here, so I won't even bother to watch the numbers go round, I'm out of here.
Shalom