Technical problems still exist
Mood:  crushed out
Now Playing: Dungeons and Dragons
Well apologies to all of you who come on here every day looking for the latest piece of international gossip to impress your mates with. As you can guess there are still major problems with updating this thing, and I can't really cycle to Tooting general every night, they might start asking questions.
Anyway it's not as if much has been going on, I've put in a transfer to that hospital in East London I told you about. I'm hoping for a bit more anti terrorist action there, what with it swarming with the old Burka wearers.
The Mossad computer expert disappeared and I've no idea what happened to him, last thing he told me he was going to 'fix' something as he headed off in the direction of the bogs at Motspur Park station, I had no idea he could do plumbing as well otherwise I'd have got him to look at a leaky tap in my kitchen. Of course it's always possible that he got called away to something more urgent, I heard on the grapevine that Mossad's Chief of Operations in Europe has managed to lay his hands on a Playstaion 3, so maybe he's had to go and set that up. I hope he got the game where you can kill loads of Arabs with it.
Benny is being very elusive, he left a message on the Tel Aviv hotline (when I saw the flashing red light I thought I'd got the call at last) telling me he was going away for spring exercises. I really didn't know he exercised on a seasonal basis, but apparently he has gone to some retreat near the Polish border.
Synagogue is dead boring these days and I think it's time Goldberg thought about calling it a day and leaving it to someone younger. All the religious bullshit gets on my nerves, what happened to the days when Rabbis would give you coded messages during their sermons. We need someone who has actually seen action, not some old geezer for who the most exciting thing he's done lately is to get a picture taken for his OAP pass on the buses.
Talking of buses, I heard the window cleaner has been promoted and now drives one of those Bendy buses. You get an extra 20p an hour for driving those things so he's quids in, especially as it's easier for him to fit his ladder and buckets on the roof.
Anyway better get cycling, all being well you should hear from me tomorrow, until then.

Shalom