Tasty Bagels
Mood:  don't ask
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Just got time to wolf down a couple of hot Bagels before I zip off down to Tescos. It's times like these I yearn for the good old days when shops didn't open on Sundays, and shut at 5 during the weeks for that matter. I'm sure if Ronnie and Reggie were still around they'd be none of this stuff going on. Those were the good old days of course, when you could carry out an old fashioned kneecapping and nothing was said.
What's also pretty unfair about all this is that that f*cking Down's Syndrome kid doesn't have to do the Sundays because he allegedly goes to church. Like f*ck he does, not unless it's for some dirty old bastard of a catholic priest to take advantage of him.
Anyway better get a move on, those trolleys won't park themselves plus I've got some butter on me chin.

Shalom