Dog Day Afternoon
Mood:  lazy
Ahhhh, Sunday, time to catch up with all the goings on around the world by reading through all the top Newspapers like The Sunday Times, The Observer, and The Sunday Sport. Of course my favourite paper wasn't mentioned in that list, that being The West Bank Times. The editor of that is a mate of mine, I met him when I was working as a lifeguard on Robert Maxwell's boat, although a moments distraction cost me that job. Anyway the paper isn't as big a seller as it was years ago, mainly because us Jews have found out how good The Sunday Sport is for news. Now he works the Sunday morning shift down the Bagel Bake in Brick Lane, so they don't publish on a Sunday.
The Bagel Bake on a Sunday morning is as you know my favourite cycle ride of the week, and it's got even better since I fitted new saddlebags onto my bike which keep the Bagels warm right up until I get down into the Tooting area. I'm the envy of everyone down the Synagogue. Yes there are Bagel shops down in South London, but I'm not 100% that the Bakers have been properly circumcised.
One big disappointment when I got down to Tescos yesterday was the state of the Hi-visibility stuff we wear while rounding up the trolleys. F*cking covered in dribble they were, and I'm not going to put one of them on until Tescos clean them. This is what happens when you try and do the Care In The Community thing, a group of f*cking retards who can't control their f*cking saliva output. Last time I saw something like that was when I worked on the Underground railway system somewhere in London. Mind you everyone had had a few drinks by then, so the loss of control of body fluids was understandable.
Hopefully the hospital will switch its wireless network back on this week and I'll be able to sneak in the bog and do regular updates. Taking a crap at the place hasn't been much fun since I couldn't tap away on the keyboard...almost started using my own bog at home...then I thought about how much bog paper costs so I resisted that urge.

Shalom