I Don't Like Mondays
Mood:  not sure
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Just a short update today because I'm basically a lazy bastard. I think I had a bad Bagel yesterday and I've got the old Delhi Belly, thank god the hospital has an unlimited supply of bog paper.
Still, while I'm getting over my touch of the trots, I figured I'd have time to respond to another e-mail. Some c*nt from an organisation called SCOPE has taken me to task over my description of those cheap trolley pushers used at Tescos when I'm not there. I have no idea why James Bond's sworn enemies have any interest in this, but I guess when you're trying to take over the world it's the small details that matter.

"To whom it may concern

A concerned member of the public has contacted us in relation to some comments they have read on your webpage about young people who suffer from Down's syndrome. They are particularly revolted by your description of the unfortunate individuals involved, and by your opinion that they should be packed off to Iraq.
Having read the opinions I must say I agree with the complaint and request you not make further remarks of this nature.
I believe that an apology is in order and I look forward to reading it on your page in the very near future.

Yours

R. Etard OBE,NASDAQ

Well there is only one response to that...Bollocks! Apology my arse, I didn't get where I am today by grovelling to anyone who wanted an apology. Look at all those f*cking Arabs I dispatched at the airport with a head shot, no way was I going to say sorry to those bastards for nicking their country.
Anyway that sort of e-mail always gets my blood pressure rising, plus I think some more of that Bagel is about to put in an appearance.

Shalom