Safe House Blues
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: The Krankies
I've sneaked out of the safe house for a little while so I thought I'd give you a quick update as to what's going on.
I think the fuss about Alan Ball is dying down a bit now so I'll soon be safe to resume business as normal. I really don't know why everyone was upset, not as if he was any good as a footballer, you should have seen Kirk Douglas, he was a mean header of the ball I can tell you.
Of course the problem with lying low is that I've been fired from Tescos and no longer the SCUM or TWAT anymore. The rumours I've got tell me that the manager thinks one of the Mongs is better at the job anyway. Well Tescos will suffer for that I can tell you. I won't be buying any more Salt Beef from them, I'll go to the corner shop down the road, the old Muslim who runs it is quite pleasant really. I remember he offered me a cheap flight back in September 2001, United Airlines it was, for some reason I couldn't take him up on his offer, maybe it was Yom Kippur.
Anyway just in case Mossad are still tracking me I'd better sign off, hopefully I'll get the all clear sign soon.

Shalom