Mood:  d'oh

Well nothing sensational going on. The hospital job continues to be pretty routine. I'm really having some thoughts about asking Mossad for a new assignment, especially since I got turned down for the NHS cycling squad. Sometimes an organisation just doesn't realise the talent it has at its disposal. Look at when I was working undercover on that railway somewhere in London. Mossad kept trying to get me promoted but even they couldn't swing it, ended up mixing with a lot of f*cking illegal African immigrants in their 'one size fits all' boots and overalls. At least I'm fluent in the dialects of at least 67 African tribes, so communication wasn't hard.

Nice to see that our stand in Rabbi from last year - Rabbi Bin Laden - is alive and kicking. I wondered what had happened to him, he did leave the Synagogue in a bit of a hurry when his spell came to an end. Looks like he's converted to a new religion too, now he wants everyone to become a f*cking muslim. I guess the hours work out better for him. He's big fan of Dulwich Hamlet, and  having to do the Syanagogue thing on a Saturday made it tricky for him to get to the games.

My new safe house is coming along nicely, and I've been busy putting stuff on the walls, you know the sort of thing, pictures of Yassar Arafat, signed autographs of Hollywood Actors, and some thank you letters from the widows of geezers I've taken out with a head shot. My own favourite though is a framed Moshe Dayan eye patch, which he gave me when I gave his car a push start on a rainy morning down Whitechapel High Street. I think he'd just been to see Ronnie and Reggie to try and negotiate my release from 'The Firm', he always viewed me as a highly prized asset, plus I could get cheap Bagels.

OK, Synagogue time, better slip on my Kosher bike clips and get pedalling, not using my special route until they clean it up a bit.

Shalom