Mood:  lazy

Well first things first I've been up all night trying to work out what the latest coded message from Goldberg means. According to my Fisher Price code book, the message reads as "The Dog gets lost in the Fog". Can't make head or tail of it to be honest, and it's nothing dramatic...lots of things get lost in the fog. Anyway I'm sure it will come to me in the next few days and I can begin planning my next mission...with all the secrecy involved it's looking like it'll be a major one, I'm polishing my Uzi with excitement...I can hardly wait.

Still no sign of my package, but I did get something worthwhile in the post yesterday, a 10% off coupon for B&Q which I might go and use today. I need some new bomb defusing tools, my trusty wire cutters have worn out from the amount of times I've had to cut the red and earth the blue. I know many of you don't really have time for terrorists, and I can hardly blame you, but bear in mind if everything got nice and quiet it might put me out of a job, B&Q would lose money, and the makers of bomb disposal wire cutters might go out of business...it really pays to think things through you know.

Some of you have asked whether I've seen the bus driving, fax machine salesman Window cleaner lately. The answer is no, his bus hasn't been seen in the Synagogue car park for quite a few weeks, and just like Benny he has disappeared from the scene. I'm pretty impressed with the way both of them have gone to ground, it's almost as if they've been taking lessons from me on how to keep a low profile.

Shalom