Mood:  not sure

Well unfortunately, just like that famous scrounger from the Royal family who has just returned from an all expenses paid hoiliday in Afghanistan, the Mystery Man is also away on an operation which cannot be spoken about in Newcastle...which is probably rougher when you think about it. So it falls to me - Benny - to keep things ticking over while he's gone.

Now not being as verbose as our Man, I'm sitting here racking my brains for something to say that won't offend Jews, Muslims or anyone else...well I've been hitting the Schnapps so that's a waste of my time. I am expecting radio contact at some stage today so hopefully will be allowed to fill you in with some of the operational details tomorrow.

Heil Hilter

Benny