The Mossad censors will still not allow me to tell you what our man is up to, but I'm sure you all read the papers and know what's going on in Gazza. Once it's all sorted out, I'm sure we'll have some exciting new tales to hear, plus he'll have a supply of duty free fags to get through so will have plenty of time to hang around by the bins regaling people with them.

Until then I shall take the odd five minutes away from washing shirts of a brown colour to keep you up to date as much as I'm allowed.

Heil Hilter

Benny