Mood:  mischievious

Well my updates are few and far between at the moment, NHS cutbacks are limiting me, we only have a couple of Internet capable PC's in the place now. They discovered that the staff had been searching for Porn, people with large ears, and some c*nt had been trying log into the network of an elite Israeli security agency...wonder who that was?

Anyway, the Tel Aviv hotline rang during the week, and they wanted me to head out to Washington to do a bit of pre-security for the Pope. Now you lot might think this bloke is a Catholic, but have you seen that skull cap he wears? Definitely means he's Jewish in my opinion, that's why Mossad do a bit of undercover security for him. I must admit I was surprised, I didn't know the Pope was up in Geordieland, but when my plane tickets arrived I realised it wasn't the Washington up north, but some place in America. Glad the bastards put me on El Al too, didn't fancy British Airways, they might have lost my Uzi.

So here I am, sitting in some hotel in Washington called The Salvation Army. Don't think much of the other guests to be honest, not sure they're all kosher, but there's an office building across the road that has a wi-fi connection I can tap into, I guess that's why Mossad picked it, free Internet access. I'm going to hit the town later on, won't need to worry about eating though, this place lays on an edilble meal three times a day, and it's all included. I need to do check out all the routes the Pope is going to use...more later.

Shalom