Mood:  not sure

So what do you lot think of this Gary Glitter malarky then? I was on standby to go out there and bring the kiddie fiddler c*nt back, but El Al don't fly from Fairoaks to Bangkok and no way are Mossad stumping up for British Airways. There is also a conflict of interest as well, because back in the 70's me and Gazza were drinking buddies. I've never told anybody before, but I was actually in the Glitter Band. Think back to Top Of The Pops in the 70's...see the geezer in the back with the Star Shaped guitar...well I'm just behind him to the left. Thinking about it now, I think the paedo bastard was just using me to get his pictures developed with no problems. Mossad have a no questions asked policy, so probably thought we were getting the photos done to stitch up some Arab politician or something, although with those greasy bastards pictures of Donkeys would be more useful. Anyway, he sort of lost interest when we outsourced that stuff to Truprint, and even declined my computer expertise when his laptop went on the blink...I bet the c*nt wishes he'd taken me up on this offer now eh...teach him to use PC World!

Of course another trip would have been useful as I've been pretty busy behind the bins and need some more fags. The Olympics have a couple more days to run...wonder if they've had the Bagel tossing yet...better call Tel Aviv and find out.

 Shalom