Name:
The Mystery man
E-mail:
mossadhq@hotmail.co.uk
Location: Somewhere in Motspur Park, England
Birthday: 1 April, 1950
Bio: Born in Cricklewood, Switzerland. Attended the David Ben Gurion Primary school then moved onto the Moshe Dyan Comprehensive.
Left school to work in the Brick Lane Bagel Bake, also helped out the Kray Twins with a few errands from time to time. I featured in the 1966 World Cup Final as a stand in linesman, before running on the pitch with an Israeli Flag in my hand.
Joined Israeli Army in 1967, won the Six Day war single handedly before joining Mossad.
Missions for Mossad included chasing up Engelbert Humperdinck for back rent, and renting the helicopters used to transport some Israeli atheletes during the 1972 Olympics.
Moved into undercover work, spent some time gathering intelligence on an Underground Railway somewhere in London before recently undertaking a similar role in the UK's NHS.
Interests: Guns, Black Clothing, Sneaking into women's bedrooms with boxes of Chocolates, Money, Pepsi Max cans from around the world, Synagogues.
Blog Created: Saturday, 4 March 2006
Last Updated: Saturday, 28 February 2009 - 7:28 PM CST
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