Mood:  not sure

Just a quickie today as I'm off to Fairoaks to pick up someone and I suspect it's going to take a while.

Didn't go down the pub in the end, decided to use the local corner store instead where Mr Patel will sell you anything you want for a price. I am a regular in there, so he always has some Pepsi Max and Milk Tray on ice for me, and even better he always puts aside the copy of the West Bank Times so I get to read it before anyone else. He hasn't said it, but I bet if I asked for a couple of Uzi clips he'd get them out from under the counter. Mind you he is a thieving bastard when it comes to the price for a packet of fags, are they really 10 quid a packet now? Just shows you how lucky I've been with all the duty frees I've been getting.

I will answer a query from someone who is obviously an avid reader of this crap. I was asked if I really picked up a Mossad application form in Woolworth's, and if so, how come they don't do them now. Well I'm not going to give away too many secrets, but you need to head into the 'pick n mix' section and ask for Moshe...although whether he still works there now or not I don't know...he was an old c*nt back then so he's probably a stiff by now...but even if he's not, I'm sure it'll be worth it watching the 16 year old school leaver who got nine GCSE's at grade A dig around the toffees...she'll probably think they're like Werther originals or something...the choice of every self respecting kiddie fiddler going...and talking of that I'd better hit the road.

Shalom