Mood:  lyrical

Lots of you want me to shut the f*ck up about Gary Glitter. A R. Etard from the USA wrote to me with this observation.

"I have checked the video of The Glitter Band from the 1970's as you suggested. Not only is there nobody standing behind the guy with the Star shaped guitar, but not one of the band are wearing the made to measure suits you keep on about. I think you're full of bullshit!"

Well you c*nt, maybe you yanks get different Top Of The Pops from us, and what the f*ck makes you think I'd wear my made to measure airport security outfit...just for the occasion, I had glitter sprinkled on it so I'd fit in...f*cking Americans...I'm going to do some digging around on Youtube, I'll prove you wrong...c*nt.

I haven't been to the Synagogue for a while, and I couldn't be arsed today either...place is full of w*nkers making out they've got religion, and since that c*nt started parking his bus out there, there has been nowhere to chain my bike. I don't know what they did about the Rabbi situation, and that's possibly the only reason I'd go back.

One other little thing, seems I've pissed off the council by laying the odd landmine in my garden and they want me to remove them. All because some illegal who was cutting the grass stepped on one. I did give the dope the map so he could avoid them, not my fault the c*nt couldn't read hebrew!

Shalom