Mood:  irritated

When I was working undercover on an Underground railway somewhere in London, one of the things that always pissed me off was the fact I never got to go on any training courses. OK that's not strictly true, I did get a chance to give everyone the benefit of my experience by sharing my stories of building and blowing up pipelines in the Middle East but that's another tale.

Anyway, today I finally get some much needed NHS`training in. Due to staff shortages, us trolley pushers are being called in to help out all those highly paid Doctors and Nurses and do some of the more basic stuff in A&E like amputations. Now you lot who actually take the time to take your laptop to the bog and read this crap, will know that I am no stranger to the operating theatre, I got plenty of practice in when I was in the MASH unit during the six day war, so I'm hoping we go beyond sticking a plaster on someone and maybe get into advanced organ transplantation. Always fancied having a crack at something like a Kidney transplant, and as I carry my Israeli army knife around with me at all times, I know I'll always be fully prepared.

Did you see that c*nt Boris Johnson at the Olympics...what a twonk...has he never waved a f*cking flag before...maybe next time he should ask me for a few lessons before 2012...I am always remembered in the homeland for single handedly raising the Israeli flag above the Edgware Road in 1975...those Yank bastards will have you thinking that they did it first at Iwo Jima...don't you believe them.

Shalom