Mood:  lazy

I write this from the basement of the safe house. It seems I may have upset one or two people for some reason, can't put my finger on it, I'm always diplomatic and polite, just ask those who know my true identity although if you do ring Tel Aviv, they get pretty pissed off if you reverse the charges.

Same old crap today, sneaked out to pick up a dozen bagels. Didn't bother with the reunion last night as I noticed there was one of those classic movies starring Shirley Temple...had a bit of a crush on her when I was younger, but I was only three then, so don't accuse me of being anything like Gazza Glitter. The Good Ship Lollipop is one of my all time favourite songs. I find it sums up the current state of the Israeli Navy nicely, it's been drifting a bit in recent years, ever since I gave up the job of Grand Admiral to deliver Milk Tray.

I'm going to settle back later and watch Fulham/Chelsea take on Maccabi Tel Aviv. I always get divided loyalties when this game is on, but I guess deep down my heart will be with the Stamford Bridge Cottagers...and NO, not that sort of cottager! What are those c*nts going to do once plastic bags have been abolished? I think some research into that is long overdue.

Shalom