Mood:  loud

F*ck me have I really been away that long...mind you them wankers at Arsenal still haven't managed to score since my last entry.

Anyway, what have I been up to...not much. I went to Krautland to see if I could get Benny out of the jail...but he's gone underground and apparently enjoying his new life as a station assistant. I've also done a stint as an advisor to the Royal Bank of Scotland's chairman...the c*nt didn't take any notice of me and invest in building companies on the Gaza strip...serves him right as to what happened since. Of course my fellow yids have held an election...my role in that will have to remain a mystery until I'm gone.

When I get more time I'll type some more.

 Shalom