News (2004 ARCHIVED NEWS)
New Section:
Pantheon
- Tommy @ 4:41 PM CST - Evening of Tuesday the 13th in October 2004
Huge updates soon!
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- Tommy @ 11:25 AM CST - Mourning of Monday the 16th in August 2004
>New sections!
Member profiles here
Dump here
- Tommy @ 10:17 PM Central - Night of Wednesday the 26th in May
>New section updated!
Here
An 11.08 MB movie of LarstaiT
- Tommy @ 11.24 PM Central - Night of Tuesday the 25th in May
>For those of you who aren't fans of Family Guy and can't comprehend this picture's worth, this is an excellent alternative
- Tommy @ 12:34 AM CST - Mourning of Monday the 16th in May...Nice huh?
>A new page is available! It's not a direct link to the right, but it's a link none the less.
Colors
>Attention, Women...
-If you qualify as "Obese", you are hereby immediately
disqualified from displaying a belly button piercing
or showing of a thong.
-Nose rings are not attractive.
-This has been a public service announcement.
-Thank you.
>Suggestion:
Serve raw and with Cool - Aid.
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The rejected banana. Any comments?
- Tommy @ 1:00 AM CST - Mourning of Sunday the 15th in May, maybe.
A big list of funny and useless links
turn a jpg picture into ASC (CtrlV)
Bash.org Nuff Said (HassenMaschine)
short but fun little game (CtrlV)
strange ass shit
BK holidays
gyroball game, fun (CtrlV)
weird pics
the big shocker
peeing game (CtrlV)
bulldog
happy sadako dance song
barney does tupac
carrots, handbags, cheese (CtrlV)
can you find a g spot?
- Tommy @ 10:11 PM Central - Night of Wednesday the 14th in April
>A Cork radio station was running a competition: Words that weren`t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The grand prize being a trip to Bali.
DJ: "FM 96 here, what`s your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name`s Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what`s your word?"
Caller: "Goan...spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced `go-an`."
DJ: "You are correct , Dave , `goan`is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan fuck yourself."
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until...
DJ: "FM 96, what`s your name?"
Caller: "Hi, Jeff here."
DJ: "Jeff, your word please."
Caller: "Smee...spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced `smee`."
DJ: "You are correct Jeff, `smee`is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!"
>1. A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered "Sure, why not?" So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped, on the rabbit and ate it.
Lesson...To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
2. A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy" "Well replied the bull, Why don't you nibble on some of my droppings they are packed with nutrients." The turkey packed at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch. Finally, after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Lesson...Bullshit...might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
3. A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. while it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in that pile of dung, it began to realize how warm it was getting. The dong was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung, and dug him out and ate him.
Lesson....Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.-Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.- And, when you're in deep shit..., keep your mouth shut!
4.The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along, they passed some people who remarked. "It's a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding the donkey." the man thought the critics were right, so he changed positions.
Later they passed some people that remarked "what a shame, he makes the boy walk while he rides." they decided to both walk. Soon they passed some people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some more people that shamed them and said, "How awful to put such on that poor donkey." The boy and the man decided they were right so they carried the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
Lesson......If you try and please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass!
>One thing I have noticed in my life is that people like popping bubble wrap, so in the interest of helping you be ecologically friendly, here is a link you might like. Go wild.
click me
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>Share your thoughts at the USWest Battle.net channel
Public Chat Crypt
- Tommy @ 6:20 PM Central - Evening of Wednesday the 17th in March
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Q:What makes you laugh?: --"Bread Zombies" ha ha GRAAAAAINS... GRAAAAAINS
Q:Who is your hero?: --Myself in 20 years, once I've sorted my life out and gotten on with things.
Q:Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: --Chairy, from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Q:How many pairs of shoes do you own?: --About 6, I think, but a pair or two are out of commission. And then a couple pairs of boots.
Q:Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: --With the shoe on the other foot!
Q:Who do you blame for your mood today?: --It's tempting to point fingers, but it's me and my brain chemicals.
Q:If the Internet were sex... I would: --I like how whoever wrote this was smart enough to say "were" instead of "was" but still got the pronoun wrong.
Q:Have you ever seen a dead body?: --When I was very young I found a dead alien in a park.
Q:What is something scientists need to invent?: --Restraint.
Q:What should we do with stupid people?: --Educate them.
Q:Have you ever broken a bone?: --I break bones in my fingers every couple years.
Q:Do you watch local news? Why?: --No, I haven't a television on which to watch it.
What happens after you die?: --I'd LIKE to be cremated, and then made into soap.
Q:How big is your bed? Big enough?: --Queen size! It's a bit short for me but it's got a really comfortable foam mattress.
Q:How long do you think you will live?: --As long as I want to. No, really.
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This does not happen during my reboot sequence.
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You are the aoynnnig "Look what hepnaps wehn you scrlabme the lteters" meme. Ltos of pepole tinhk you're rellay cveelr but you olny have one trcik, and that ticrk just tkaes avgadnate of oovbius ptaretn-mnchaitg srturcutes.
- Tommy @ 6:26 PM Central - Day of Monday the 8th in March
>BEST ANIME ...EVER.
>Google use:
>Pitch in!
>Have you seen the Lord of the Thing?
>Check the news lately?
>Guess what!...No guesses? Ok, then. Check some links to the right, they should be working now...(some).
- Tommy @ 5:36 PM Central - Day of Sunday the 15th in February
>The following list contains things that take up time and give you knowledge, at the same time.
>This and this are from a .zip file I found while browsing a lonely server last month. It was part of a huge file which contained The Anarchist Cookbook.
>Get Smart
>Get Stupid
- Tommy @ 10:17 AM Central - Night of Sunday the 25th in February
>Hi. I, Tommy, have set up an ftp in my I.P. address meaning I can give you access to my computer. Simply catch me on AIM or on USWEST.Battle.net. I simply ask for a ratio of 1/2, meaning twice as much as you upload from me. The closer you are to my location, the better.
>A swell place to go these days would be KungFuChess.com. The games are each quite addicting and some hold rankings for the players. The servers hold about 40-50 people per game, at a time, at any given time. Another swell place would be gijoe index. These dubbed over and edited short gijoe clips are some of the funniest things I have ever seen!
>Eh none of the links to the right work yet.
- Tommy @ 1:17 AM Central - Mourning of Sunday the 25th in February
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