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The Biznass
Shit man, i got fired from my job at the Piggly Wiggly. Bastards caught me stealing condoms. So now my only job is selling oregeno to kids and telling them that it's weed. Well anyway my old man caught me smoking marijuana so now he won't let me get this badass tat that says: "Hardass Rockin Dude" Well fuck you, dad. I'll do whatever I want. Got this Godsmack concert comin up, MUTHAFUCKA! Can't wait to go to their concert and meet a whole lot of badasses like me. I think i'll make a sign that says "Keep Away" and maybe they'll play it. I think what i'll do is load up on like beer and weed and just get wasted and just rock out all night because I am the most badass motherfucker in the biznass.
