What's wrong with this picture? Ashton Kutcher is reading a book. Got 'em!
Ashton Kutcher is retarded. Why is he famous again? Because he plays borderline retarded people in every given situation - a dumbass Kelso on that 70s Show - a dumbass in the movie Dude, Where's My Car - the ultimate loudmouth dumbass in the show Punk'd (with the cool kick ass apostrophe replacing the letter 'e').
My Boss's Daughter and Just Married = chick flicks = dumbass (you are if you actually watched them)
Oh, someone will say - OMG DOOD YOU ARE FORGETTING ABOUT TEH BUTTERFLY EFFECTS MOVIE IT WAZ SOOOO GOODD!!!111
No it wasn't. Anyone who is older than age 15 has seen this movie done before. And how could you even take his guy serious in any part of the movie??? I kept waiting for him to get into a hilariously dumb situation - like falling on the ice or blowing his hand off with a firecracker - oh wait, he did do that - see, he does dumb things when he's not even trying. I think the young "Ashton" character did a better job than Ashton himself.
It's too late to change - the only role Kutcher can play for the rest of his life is a dumbass or a dumbass with feelings.
Speaking of people who can't change roles, will there ever be a movie or tv series where Will Smith isn't a pimp? He even has an upcoming role as a love doctor in the movie Hitch. How full of himself is he? I'd like to see Will Smith play the role of a nerd or a computer technician JUST ONCE. But he never will, even when he's 70 years old, he'll still be playing the role of a smooth talking playa'. They'll probably be a movie about it - An elderly Smith has to hand down his pimp juice to a young buck who just can't get his shit right in the beginning of the movie, but by the end he is almost as cool as Smith thinks he is.
That 70s Show isn't even good anymore. Does anyone still watch it? It's the same jokes every episode now. After the Jackie/Hyde hookup, you knew the writers were out of ideas.
Wait, I'm losing focus - Why is this guy famous again? I think girls think he's hot - hey, if you this Ashton is HOT like most dumb girls, check this site out for some HOT pics - HERE
I guarantee anyone who thinks Ashton Kutcher is hot won't understand why I sent them to that site.
I wish I could say that I doctored these pictures, but I didn't. I swear.
What's the difference between the two? Dustin Hoffman is only PRETENDING to be retarded. Hah!