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My Awesome Articles

Star Wars Episode 3: Return of the Marketing Whore

Mother's Day without the Bullshit

C is for Cookie Bitch!

Looking for a gently used car?

Wendy's Lies to your Face and gets off on it

Fat People Weren't Meant to Travel at High Speeds

Do you like annoying, loud, retarded crap machines?

To find out if you were spoiled as a child, click here

And you thought it was over after high school

The Lesbionic Adventures of Misha Barton

It's too Damn Cold

Put Down the Fries, Fatty

I change the topic so abruptly, I Don't Even Know What to Title This

Groundhog's Day, A Holiday for the Dark Ages

For Sale: $5 Colored Rubber Bands

Kids and Movies Don't Mix

Oh, I finally added pictures to the New York Trip.

Over 40 Years Old? Stop Ruining Pop Culture.

Ashton Kutcher is a RE-RE

Billions of dollars and dead bodies

I Still Hate Office Max

Oh, Canada

How are you going to ring in the New Year?

The Ten Worst Movies of All Time

When Did Boy Meets World get so GAY?

I Hate NASCAR

We Need to Build More Pyramids!

Ryan Seacrest is a homo

Cleveland Sports Teams are great...at losing

I hate the TV Shows "Friends"

My first car, the shameful tribute?

The trip to New York City

Soap Slivers

How to Be Cool in School

The Weirdest Dream I Ever Had

Charlotte's Web is the Crappiest Children's Book

The Worst Bands/Artists of the 21st Century

And I hate country music, too

Do you attend cuddle parties? Read on homo

How to Drive like an asshole

Ketchup Crust

Too much reality on your TV?

Stop making movie sequels

Wendy's Food - A turn for the worst, post Dave Thomas

Office Max, Radio Shack, Cell Phone Kiosks - All Suck

The Best and Worst Theme Parks In America

Oh no, ANOTHER haircut

Bring back Loveline to Ohio

Bumper Stickers

Do you have a dumbass boss?

I'm so great