And you thought it was over after high school, and yes, for some people it is; the people that will inevitably be forever cleaning toilets or working a drive thru. Unless you have a trade going for you, like landscaping or pipe-fitting, then society corners you into going to college. Having a trade isn't that great either, by the way. Mostly 10 to 12 hour days of back-breaking labor with until they day they die (and you wonder why your plumber is so surly). Yes. After the summer of high school, you think it's all over. Oh no, its not. Not even close.

I'll soon be entering year three of college. At least, at the very least, three more years. Let me give you some advice, if you go to college, make sure you pick your major the first year before you go, otherwise you'll waste 80% of your tuition going to classes that won't work towards your degree anyway.

Last semester wasn't so bad. But this one blows. I think it's mostly because I have to get up early. 9:00am class. I know that most people have already been up for hours. Fools. God, I hate getting up early, passionately. And I seem to stay up later and later every night, which doesn't help.

Do you know what I do in school all day???


That's right. Amish Lobsters.


and the world's angriest, ugliest horse.

If I ever became a famous artist, my notebooks from school will be worth millions after I die. Too bad I don't plan on being famous. I really really hope to win the lottery one day though.

Which will actually never happen. Winning. God, I hate MTV. I ABSOLUTELY HATE MTV. Nancy turns it on all the time. I hate it. It is a collection of the fake and absolutely retarded kids you hated in school for being fake and retarded, but now they're ON TV. And not just on television, on REALITY TV. Oh joy! Let's put 12 of the fakest, sluttiest bitches in one room with nothing to do and watch them be bitches to each other. Or lets help the psychotic ones look more like celebrities with plastic surgery, only to regret their decisions days later. Then let's help someone get more popular in high school.

Actually, now that I think about it, VH1 is even worse. How about the reality show where they secretly record people singing in their cars? THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT THAT?!!?!? These writers, executives, artists, actors, and team of developers sat around a table, and came up with THAT? What's next? A reality series of people taking dumps? Or how about ANOTHER real world or road rules (there's really no difference)? How about a show about the harsh life of bitches with way too much money? Wait, I'm going to fast, someone needs to writes these gems down and send them in to TV networks.

Forget cable or direct TV, always competing for your money in order to get those extra COOL channels like Vh1 and MTV. Who cares which on is better? It doesn't matter which you have, cause you still get the same crappy networks with crappy reality TV. Comparing VH1 to MTV is like comparing urine to feces; in the end, they're both just a form of human waste.

Man, I hate school.

And the band U2. They can't even count. Like in their single Vertigo. The think they are cool by counting in spanish at the start of the song; uno, dos, tres, catorce - well guess what assholes, catorce is 14, quatro is 4! You guys suck!!!!

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