Reality TV

Ok, this had a decent run, but c'mon, how much more can you make reality? Forever Eden? The Real Gilligan's Island? Surreal Life? America's Next Model? Tough Enough? Last Comic Standing? The Mole? How about the one launching where TLC looks for a replacement for Left Eye Lopez? How many seasons of Survivor, Big Brother, American Idol, Fear Factor, Real World, Wife Swap (sounds like a porno), Apprentice, Biggest Loser, and Amazing Race do we really need? I get it! People are naturally bitch out each other when they are on a desert island without food or water. I get it! You insulted someone for singing bad! You told someone they were fired! People eat disgusting crap for money! I get it! Great TV! It seems writers have become so lazy they want the actors to do the writing themselves.

Even worse are those stupid Queer Eye and Home Improvement shows. Trading Spaces, While you were out, ambush makeover, extreme makeover, what not to wear, queer eye for the straight guy (and now girl), those car and motorcycle makeover shows on the discovery channel, etc. How boring is remodeling to do? It's even more boring to watch, in time lapsed motion of course. I don't learn shit from these shows. Okay, don't wear sweatpants in public or stripes with plaids. Wow, I learned a whole lot.

Queer Eye has to be the worst; it's like having five feminine burglars invade you in your home, and instead of stealing things, they just insult everything you wear or own. And you can't shoot them with your 9mm, since there are cameras everywhere. Great. Then it gets worse, when your wife and children befriend them instantly and isolate you alone, against them, for days, as they make fun of you and tear up your home that you worked years to obtain. This humiliation is converted into one hour of childish screaming and homosexuals acting like children. Fun

I don't have any prejudiced against gays, I even voted for gay marriage amendments in my state - but these guys are assholes. If they ever came in my home, I would kill them all in ironic and sexually displeasing ways.

I love reality TV - everything should be reality TV. For example, the presidential race - instead of BORING debates, we should have IN YOUR FACE challenges and have the nominees eat disgusting things and have singing competitions.


John Kerry ate his bodyweight in tapeworms to win the Democratic Convention.


Dammit, Bush won another immunity challenge.


The two finalists in 2000.


Just use pop culture and movie lines to get your point across, Arnold.

No, maybe we should just stick to pony-show debates...

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