Bowling For Soup - This groups sucks and has like one crappy song circulating the mix radio stations. They also have a really kiss ass name too and probably help write soundtracks to 'coming of age' teenage movies like American Pie 7. This time, Jason Biggs will realize he is a crappy one-movie wonder and stick his dick in a fireplace and hilarity will ensure. But this band will be off the top 40 radar in a couple of weeks anyway.
Smash Mouth - At least this band know that they are dogshit - that fat guy in all the interviews is such a douche and smokes weed all day - I'll give him credit that they know the band sucks, though. Anyone who likes this band is either 5 years old or a terrorist.
Alterbridge - Now I think they are called Creed or something gay but these 'bad boy' Christians are terrible (musically). I hope that they all get hepatitis A (except the drummer, he should get Hepatitis C).
Hootie and the Blowfish - This band reminds me of the TV show Friends, therefore it sucks horse wiener. Jennifer Aniston would blow a blowfish for blowfish tickets since her character on Friends is such a charming slut. I think there was a black guy in the band. He sucks the least out of all of them.
Maroon 5 - I don't know how many queer love songs this guy can write, but hey, a fool and his money are soon parted (or something like that). This band has fewer nuts than an anorexic squirrel. "She Will Be Loved" is my vote for the most annoying song of 2004. It looks like the lead singer also enjoys men. Look at this picture. He is willing and ready to go down on the microphone as if it was an erection...
Haha, homo.
P Diddy - Known to many as the superstar who can't rap - P Diddy is the definition of accidental and undeserving success. It's hard to think back to a time where 'bad boy' Sean didn't rip off someone else's song and remix the fuck out of it - by remixing, of course, I mean use the exact same, good beat and replace the decent lyrics with crappy P Diddy funky fresh style lyrics. R Kelly sucks too, he reminds me of P Diddy, but doesn't deserve a paragraph.
Nelly - Like Smash Mouth, Nelly knows he makes garbage - but it's a decent living. He admits to selling out in his songs and wore a band-aid on his face because he is from the streets. What a fuck - but he'll make more money 'rapping' at one shitty concert with thousands of ugly fat black 14 year old girls (with braces) than I will make all year.
Will Smith - Hmmm, who raps worse? Will Smith or P Diddy? I think they all suck equally at rapping, but Will makes the worst lyrics (usually based on movies he made - ha, I called Will Smith 'Will', since we are buddies on a first name basis).
Lyrics from the song - Da Butter - "But rain can't stop me, I got a coat in the crib, Hey look y'all yellow bricks quit beefin' at the whiz, what?"
Or from one of his "hits" - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - you gotta Prada bag with alotta stuff in it give it to your friend let's spin - everybody lookin' at me - glancin' the kid - wishin' they was dancin' a jig - here with this handsome kid - ciga-cigar right from Cuba-Cuba - I just bite it - it's for the look I don't light it - illway the an-may on the ance-day oor-flay - givin' up jiggy make it feel like foreplay - yo, my car, yo its Infinite-ha ha- Big Willie Style's all in it - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
All Country Music - Refer to HERE. People who like these artists aren't really people - more like primitive apes who have not yet evolved into humans yet and still throw feces at each other. Ha Ha, feces.