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Hey everybody!
RyanMan SP:
Hello... again
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I'll be today's MC. I have the schedule. Mwhahaha!
RyanMan SP:
Indeed you do
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Indeed. Okay, first we start off with Ryan and the weather
RyanMan SP:
Yay! I think it's also worth noting that this is the first show in a long time
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Meh, nobody truely cares... We have no following as of yet... Well, one reader as of
a few months ago
RyanMan SP:
Oh, right. But anyway, the weather has been pretty nice lately, with the exception of
a few rain showers
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All May long weekend...
RyanMan SP:
And I just bit my cheek. F***ing Nintendo gum
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Where did you pick that up?
RyanMan SP:
The gum?
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No, the cheek
RyanMan SP:
...In my face?
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Perhaps the gum too...
RyanMan SP:
The gum I got in a Buck Store in Lac du Bonnet. Read all about it in my latest article
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I have to help me dad... be right back
RyanMan SP:
Well, since he's gone, I guess it's time for Tech Tips. So today's letter comes from
Burt in Arizona.
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I'm back. I though it was just when I got hungry
RyanMan SP:
No
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Alright. Problem answering time
RyanMan SP:
Burt asks: "My hard drive is going crazy. Sometimes it fails to load, and when it
does, some of the files don't work properly" I think there's viral activity afoot?
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Edwin answers: You should try scandisk, and if that doesn't help... I'd reccomend a
new hard drive
RyanMan SP:
The letter continues "Scandisk doesn't do S***. And I don't ahve the cash to drop
on another drive
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I'd tell burt to move the h to the begining of 'have' and borrow my virus scan
RyanMan SP:
I'd tell him to watch his mouth
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Poor Burt... You're really out to get him.
RyanMan SP:
I can't help it... this damn gum has made me so bitter
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Understandable... I once got some bad Double Bubble... Wait a second... It's all bad.
RyanMan SP:
The Hell are you talking about? Double Bubble is the best
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For about 30 seconds. After a while it starts tasting so very very bad... If you
have a whole tub, it's great
RyanMan SP:
Whatever. I'm not a big gum person anyway. Besides that, my personal favorite is
Fruit Stripe
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I think we should move on to the Word of the Day...
RyanMan SP:
Go nuts. Wait... I'm the one who gets WotD E-mails...
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Yeesh... The gum truly has mad you one angry kid hasn't it
RyanMan SP:
Just a second then
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Alrighty
RyanMan SP:
Seems I already deleted today's word, so we'll take a look at the word from May 15
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Works for me
RyanMan SP:
panoply \ PAN-uh-plee\, noun; A splendid or impressive array. Ex: that's quite
the panoply of cleavage
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Array? I only know the programming array
RyanMan SP:
Hard to explain
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I'll get a dictionary
RyanMan SP:
Sure. Panoply also means 1.Ceremonial attire and 2.A full suit of armor
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array: 2. a fine or imposing display
RyanMan SP:
So I was right about the panoply of cleavage
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Yup. Good choice of example might I add
RyanMan SP:
Heh heh... I had a little inspiration
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Looking at some... interesting wallpapers again?
RyanMan SP:
Damn pop-ups
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Opera, man. It's great
RyanMan SP:
I was but links elsewhere make for opening of IE
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Okay...
RyanMan SP:
That and iMesh throws you a pop-up every hour or so
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Ah. I see. Onto Software?
RyanMan SP:
Sure
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Okay, my personal favorite for this week is Microsoft DirectX and it's wide variety
of examples that come with the Software Developement (or SDK is you prefer).
Or, if you're rather confused by that, Kazaa Lite. Kazaa without ads
RyanMan SP:
I think DivX is stupid. It won't help me at all and my videos are all too fast
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That's something else my friend.
RyanMan SP:
I know, but DirectX reminded me of it
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I see.
RyanMan SP:
But that Microsoft Word's pretty cool
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If you want Kazaa without the ads go to
Kazaalite.com
RyanMan SP:
My PC crashed last might while I was typing up a project and it recovered it
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Yup... The only true good part. Well... I suppose there are other good points,
but all I have to say to the rest is meh.
RyanMan SP:
It's all good
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Oh no it isn't. The WordXP speech interpreter doesn't work at all for me
RyanMan SP:
Word '97 then
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But it's best not to ramble on about the bad side of things. Yes. Or 2000
RyanMan SP:
Speaking of crash, I'm going to try to open Winamp, and it hasn't been working too
well lately, so bear with me if I suddenly go offline
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Should I not expect you back for a wile then?
RyanMan SP:
Nevermind... It just says caused an error and must shut down
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Your computer? Or Winamp?
RyanMan SP:
Winamp
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Okay. Speaking of music programs, the Music section is now! Hmmm... That had
some little grammatical issues didn't it...
RyanMan SP:
Probably... I'm too angry to notice right now
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Ah. I see. I'm off to get a little snack. I leave music to you
RyanMan SP:
Ok. So I haven't really listened to a lot of new music since last time.
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Back. Mmm... Chef Boyardee
RyanMan SP:
I'm just listening to POD and B'z mostly
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B'z?
RyanMan SP:
Japanese group
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80s or now?
RyanMan SP:
Hard to tell with those Easterners. Probably 90's
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Okay. Damn JPop...
RyanMan SP:
More like JRock actually
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Okay
RyanMan SP:
And they do some English songs too. Such as the famed "Loving all Night ~Octopus Style~"
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Ah, I see
RyanMan SP:
Damn, it's been a long time since the last Chat Radio
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My dad's making a boat
RyanMan SP:
For what?
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Himself mostly
RyanMan SP:
Sailing the great prairies?
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Nah, the muddy waters known as the Red River
RyanMan SP:
Oh
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So, how long has it been since the last chat rad?
RyanMan SP:
Ummmm.... More than a month
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Holy. No, wait a sec... that's not right
RyanMan SP:
4/17
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Oh wait... Yes it is, the last one was when I had just started work
RyanMan SP:
And when Steve co-starred
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Yeah. Shall I have our one reader co-star? She's online right now
RyanMan SP:
Maybe next time... It's a bit too late now
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Alright. That's true
RyanMan SP:
We'll have to set a date and make sure we're all available
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Yeah. Tommorow?
RyanMan SP:
Why not?
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Alrighty. We're onto Classic Game Review now
RyanMan SP:
OK! It's my time to shine!
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Shine away.
RyanMan SP:
I guess today I'll review the Transformers game for NES
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They had a game!?!
RyanMan SP:
In a word: it sucks. Wait... That's two words. It was only available in Japan.
And thank some kind of diety for that, because it sucks. If you want to play the ROM, it's on X-E somewhere, but I suggest not doing that
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Diety? I'm off to get the dictionary again
RyanMan SP:
Diety: God. Holy person/s who many a people worship
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Oh. Sweet
RyanMan SP:
Think Jabu-Jabu
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Ah yes, the fat fish thing. Damn fat fish... I hated waiting for him to move his ass out of the way.
RyanMan SP:
He never moved... That was the King Zora
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Oh... heh... heh... heh...
RyanMan SP:
Tisk tisk tisk. For someone who sees that game as a standard you have a lot to learn about it
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Well, I forget names every now and again
RyanMan SP:
We all do. What was that word I forgot earlier?
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Damn it... Lemme think... Definition again?
RyanMan SP:
Out of the blue; not planned
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Haphazard... SPONTANIOUS!
RyanMan SP:
That's the ticket
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Indeed. So... Are we past the game review?
RyanMan SP:
Long ago
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Okay. We're at links right now
RyanMan SP:
Hmmm... Ooh! I got Site of the Day
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I think that falls under the same category
RyanMan SP:
I know. Go here if you like scary
stories. Some of these'll keep you up for weeks at a time
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Is this the 'stay awake all night' stories?
RyanMan SP:
You lost me
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You said there was some site a while back where there were really scary stories
RyanMan SP:
This is more than likely it
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The first time you tried to stay up 3 days straight
RyanMan SP:
Might have been
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Okay. So we're onto the Special topic now...
RyanMan SP:
Of which there is none
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I have 2 ideas for this. 1 is a test topic; Compare Spam. So we'll do that now.
Find your most original spam for this. You can choose 2 E-mails. I've got a real
contender here
RyanMan SP:
Awww.... I already deleted all my spam. But it was mostly just tax something and
"mr_hotshot64, do you want larger, firmer breasts?"
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Okay, here's the best one here. Subject reads: "Got Waste?"
RyanMan SP:
Oh my
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"Want to keep your septic system running like new for years?
We’re so confident in our product that we’re giving it away!
Click here for A FREE Trial of the SPC Septic Cleaner"
RyanMan SP:
Hmmmm
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Be afraid. The rest reads:
"Made with the strongest enzymes and harmless bacteria, our product is 100%
environmentally safe, and in no way can harm you, your children, pets or your septic
system." I think it could eat a child if you left it in that stuff for long enough
RyanMan SP:
Probably
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I got another good one. Subject reads:
"Get 4 Free Months of Dish Network *Limited Time*"
RyanMan SP:
...
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Oh! Satelite dish
RyanMan SP:
OK
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I imagened eating dishes
RyanMan SP:
As did myslef
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I got a few more ads for that female viagra again
RyanMan SP:
Don't we all
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Lets see what's in the other E-mail account... "Become a highly paid refund processor"
How much could they possibly make?
RyanMan SP:
Who knows
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A highly paid refund processor might know
RyanMan SP:
Indeed, if such a thing exists
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It might...
RyanMan SP:
We may never know
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I think I'll do a little research on this...
RyanMan SP:
You'd better
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And the second special topic is- Personal Annoyances
RyanMan SP:
I personally can't stand internet slang
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I personally can't stand today's 'ideal woman'. The last 2 movies I saw had women who
looked way to thin to be good looking
RyanMan SP:
Which were?
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"The Matrix" and a movie called "It Runs In The Family"
RyanMan SP:
Hmmm
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I've always said when women have smaller breasts then men, it's not freakin' right
RyanMan SP:
So true
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I mean, women NEED at least some body fat, not too much, but enough so that you
can't see every bone in their back during a sex scene... It's a definite turn off.
RyanMan SP:
Yeah. And the ribs. Not a big fan of the ribs
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Yeah. Oh! I found something on that refund processing crap
"I really thought most people would have no problem seeing this spammail scam was
clearly a ripoff. After about three posts in the last couple of weeks on Clark Howard's
Boards, I was clearly wrong. This is a scam, plain and simple. There is no need for
this service. First of all, let me share something with you- those packages and envelopes
are rarely late. I've used most of them and never...not even once...did anything not
arrive when it was not suppose to..except one time with Airbourne Express. Now...even
if it was late..guess what..it's easy and free for anybody to track packages via their
websites. Fed Ex and UPS have wonderful systems I've used many times. And it's free. Pass
on this scam, please!"
RyanMan SP:
Hmmmm
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That's it. I'm not going to look into it anymore
RyanMan SP:
Good idea. It's mighty confuzzleing
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Indeed. A Megan word that confuzzeling. Or was that cunfusted?
RyanMan SP:
Bah. Who knows
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Anyways, we're onto random insanity now
RyanMan SP:
Yes indeed
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The best (and typically longest) section
RyanMan SP:
That would be it
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Well, the weather certainly isn't the longest
RyanMan SP:
Maybe it will be one day...
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Oh! The summer, when you me and Steve try to stay up those 3 days.
We need to buy a couch from Vaule Village and sit on it by a bus stop and
talk to people
RyanMan SP:
Sounds good. How much?
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Usually cheap... 40$. That's about 13.33 dollars from all of us
RyanMan SP:
I have 3 bucks
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Well, you've got a month to get another 10 dollars and 33 cents. It might be less
RyanMan SP:
Arrrr. Me need to find some booty... and bootae
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I'm up for some of the latter. I need to make an official looking document to be able to stay in Steve's Pre-cal class
RyanMan SP:
what?
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I'm hoping I can trick Castelli into letting me stay in the class one day
RyanMan SP:
OK
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Brilliant, no?
RyanMan SP:
Sure
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Sweet. We need to think of something else to do... buy some Dad's Root Beer,
peel off the labels and drink it in front of seniors.
RyanMan SP:
In front of anyone
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Perhaps act drunk too?
RyanMan SP:
Actually, we need to find cheaper things to do
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Ah yes. We could carry the couch around town
RyanMan SP:
...Like get to the roofs of as many buildings downtown as possible and put up flags
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Ah yes. That's a good plan indeed
RyanMan SP:
I wanna flag Xentel
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Flag? As in the flap in wind kind?
RyanMan SP:
Or windsock, whichever is cheaper
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Flag. I've got the bamboo rods to do it too. Do they have washrooms?
RyanMan SP:
Most do
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Free soap for me! Do they have a back exit?
RyanMan SP:
Xentel?
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Yeah
RyanMan SP:
Not that we can get to
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Damn... Fire exit?
RyanMan SP:
Why? We can just go out the front, and we can't get to their bathroom anyway
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But the secertary will look at us funny. Shall I bring the cap gun?
RyanMan SP:
NO
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It's bright green with the barrel obviously plugged wth orange
RyanMan SP:
Oh. OK
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If they think it's real they are truely idiots
RyanMan SP:
Yeah
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Hmm... Maybe just the root beer. Do they have an elevator?
RyanMan SP:
Yes
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What are those people that push the buttons for other people called
RyanMan SP:
I dunno
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Well, we can stay in the elevator greeting people
RyanMan SP:
AFTER we flag as many buildings as possible
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Okay. I think it should be a group flag. it's not fair if only one of us is on the flag
RyanMan SP:
Awww... I wanted an R flag
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RES is good. Or SER? Nah, RES is best
RyanMan SP:
Or "KELLY OSBOURNE SUCKS"
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Ah! There's a great idea! Perfect!
RyanMan SP:
I am a genius after all
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Or at least psedo genious. I'm not too bad myself. I just have absolutely
horrible spelling
RyanMan SP:
SEE-do genn-y-ows
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I tohugh it was soo-dow
RyanMan SP:
It is, if you spell it "pseudo"
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Yeah. Oopies. Or... oopsies
RyanMan SP:
No, no. Oopies is OK. Kinda like when a kid misses the toilet
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Ah, I think it's a mutual understanding that I CANNOT spel
RyanMan SP:
Much like my good friend Justin
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I think i'm a tad better than that, but yes
RyanMan SP:
Meh, anyone can make typos, especially if they type fast
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To you have a drink container that isn't see-through?
RyanMan SP:
Yes
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Closeable?
RyanMan SP:
Yes. OH MY GOD!!!
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Can I put hand soap in it?
RyanMan SP:
Yes
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Yes!
RyanMan SP:
I just figured out what Sudowoodo's name means
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*Draws a blank*
RyanMan SP:
A Pokemon. It pretends to be a tree
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Oh
RyanMan SP:
And you pronounce "pseudo" as "soodo"
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I was hoping my brilliant hand soap stealing idea was the the that merited
the "Oh my God!"
RyanMan SP:
So it's fake wood
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Yes. I have to leak. brb
RyanMan SP:
OK. Now that the world makes more sense for all of us, I think it's time we put an
end to today's show
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Okay. I need to think up something absurd... Give it a few minutes
RyanMan SP:
"Love is overrated, it leaves you devatated" -The Ataris
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Ah! Staples are NOT good earings
RyanMan SP:
That too
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Or... Batteries are only good to eat if you're a robot. That's what I'll use
RyanMan SP:
Well, good night everybody. Just remember, telemarketing is NOT the answer
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Bye!
