ChatRad8: (June 5th, 2003)
Explosive tendencies :
Hello everyone.
RyanMan SP :
Umm... Wait... I know I'm the host but now I'm confused. Are we finishing
8 or starting 9?
Explosive tendencies :
Oh crap... Starting 9
RyanMan SP :
OK
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I put the whole typo thing in the header...
RyanMan SP :
Yeah
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So, you have the schedual, and I don't have one.
RyanMan SP :
Hoi! Typing with one hand is hard!
Explosive tendencies :
What is your other hand doing?
RyanMan SP :
Holding a taco. What were you thinking?
Explosive tendencies :
Well, me being me, I was thinking about nothing...
RyanMan SP :
Good
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But, I'm going to start talking about this awsome drink which I have drunk...
RyanMan SP :
That taco needed more tomatoes
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So, this thing is flavored green apple like, and it seems to have been manufactured
by Jones soda.
RyanMan SP :
Sounds kinda shady to me
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It's in a beer bottlish bottle...
RyanMan SP :
Hmmm
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But it's awsome, they have different pictures on the labels, so if you want you
can send your picture in, and get your face on a bottle. Inside the cap they have
great fortunes. Mine said I'm going to go sit on the North Pole, or... "the top
of the world"
RyanMan SP :
Oh. Sounds... Fun
Explosive tendencies :
Next to the fortune it reads: "We swiped this from a fortune cookie, send your
quotes to www.jonessoda.com"
RyanMan SP :
Hmmm. I told you they were shady. Stealing from the Chinese...
Explosive tendencies :
The back of the bottle is better "Ya gotta make a living somehow; we chose the
beverage world. At Jones, we want you to buy a lot of soda and recycle the bottles.
The labels are kinda like our minds -- always changing. Run with the little guy...
create some change." So these people seem cool.
RyanMan SP :
Sure
Explosive tendencies :
If I die tommorow, don't drink it. If I don't die, drink it. Simple
RyanMan SP :
I just spiked my little brother with a ninja needle
Explosive tendencies :
Spiked? Ninja needle?
RyanMan SP :
Or... Pen
Explosive tendencies :
Ah, I see.
RyanMan SP :
But I threw it pretty good
Explosive tendencies :
But how good can a person really through a pen?
RyanMan SP :
I threw it real good. Uh oh. Now I'm in trouble
Explosive tendencies :
So is this Jones soda... They did a really bad job on the French part... Is there a
word "Aimons" in French? I don't think that's how you conjegate "Aimer"
RyanMan SP :
Sure it is. "Nous aimons"
Explosive tendencies :
Oh... Well, in any case, it seems as though it was pumped through a translator.
I'll save the bottle and show it to you some time this week. Or go to their site.
RyanMan SP :
OK. So I guess we should get to the schedule
Explosive tendencies :
That would be a good idea...
RyanMan SP :
First up, as usual is weather. I think it was raining early this morning, but
it cleared up by about 8 and last time I was outside it was sunny, but not too hot out
Explosive tendencies :
That seems to still be true outside...
RyanMan SP :
OK then. Hmmm, anything else I should say about the weather..? Let me think
Explosive tendencies :
It might rain tommorow?
RyanMan SP :
OK. Ah! I've got it! Since our last guest thought that people outside should count
as weather, I'll work off that.
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Wha? Did she?
RyanMan SP :
Remember that mysterious "hot guy" that we had no interest in?
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Vaguely.
RyanMan SP :
Anyway, all week there have been lots of good looking girls outside my house.
Which is strange, because I don't know of any good looking girls nearby
Explosive tendencies :
Week? Really?
RyanMan SP :
Maybe it's cause I don't hang out in front of my house a lot, but it's been a nice
change, so say the least
Explosive tendencies :
I need to stop by then.
RyanMan SP :
And the other day there was a lesbian convention a few houses over. I know I
mentioned it before, but I thought the readers should know. Or at least I was led to
beleive that it was a lesbian convention
Explosive tendencies :
You could have gone out to ask...
RyanMan SP :
Nah. Either way I would have looked like a fool. And getting in undetected wasn't
an option either. The pillow only works as camoflauge while I'm on the couch.
Explosive tendencies :
How far down was it?
RyanMan SP :
3 doors down...
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I see...
RyanMan SP :
*surpressing irony*
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So the little fort wouldn't have givin a proper view...
RyanMan SP :
Nope. I was thinking about making one of those "bush" disguses, but I didn't feel like
actually going outside
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Irony?
RyanMan SP :
3 Doors Down. Band. See?
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I thought so. They're gay? Hmm... Who would have thought
RyanMan SP :
No... it's just kinda funny. See, I like the band and lesbians, so it's
kinda ironic
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In any case, are there still good looking girls about down by your house?
RyanMan SP :
I dunno, they were the come-and-go type. I don't think they live around here
Explosive tendencies :
Hmm... Well, anyways. Onto the next topic for now.
RyanMan SP :
Yup. Word of the Day. Since I don't have the e-mail, feel free to check dictionary.com
Explosive tendencies :
I subscribed to the E-mail, as a back up for the inevitable.
RyanMan SP :
Oh good
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specious \SPEE-shuhs\
adjective: 1. Apparently right; superficially fair, just,
or correct, but not so in reality; as, "specious reasoning; a specious argument."
RyanMan SP :
Hmm... Kinda hard to use
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So, it's specious that all those girls were lesbians.
RyanMan SP :
Umm... More like speculation
Explosive tendencies :
Tut tut, I made the example, no fixy!
RyanMan SP :
Whatever.
Explosive tendencies :
So what's next on the chopping block?
RyanMan SP :
Did you ever watch the cartoon "Mummies Alive!"?
Explosive tendencies :
Unfortunately yes...
RyanMan SP :
I didn't. I'm not sure why I asked, but it just popped into my head. Damn... Now I feel
the urge to download the theme song
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Ah. Do you remember 'Bonkers'?
RyanMan SP :
Yeah. Good ol' Bonkers
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I also remember the comical bob-cat
RyanMan SP :
Yup. Good times
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So uhh... What is next?
RyanMan SP :
Software review. See why I was stalling?
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Oh! great news (and mostly unexpected) i'm making a new CDP-Windows (for the second time)
RyanMan SP :
That was unexpected!
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This one has a better save system, and can save and import bitmaps.
RyanMan SP :
Sounds good
Explosive tendencies :
Yup. I've gotten a lot done, but there's still lots to go.
RyanMan SP :
I see
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So we'll see how it'll be when I'm done
RyanMan SP :
Oh no!
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What?
RyanMan SP :
I just realized that when my hard drive crashed, I lost all my VB6 games!! Poor hangman...
Explosive tendencies :
No more Rock-Paper-Scissors for you
RyanMan SP :
And Rock-Paper-Scissors 2! It was so much better than the first...
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Anyways... A nice little notice to anyone who cares... I GOT 106.7% IN MY COMPUTER
PROGRAMMING CLASS!!!
RyanMan SP :
*jaw-dropping emoticon*
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Yup, top of my class... of 3 people
RyanMan SP :
I'm the top of my French class. Of 11 people!
Explosive tendencies :
Oh pssh... French... Who needs French?
RyanMan SP :
French people
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That's true...
RyanMan SP :
And I'm almost at the top of my History class. If only I had done more of my homework...
Explosive tendencies :
Oh, I'll be right back, I'm going to go microwave my Marshmallow Peeps. Or 2 of
them anyways... So start Tech Tips, I'll be back in 2 minutes
RyanMan SP :
OK. Hmmm. What the Hell? No Tech Tips mail!? ...No Tech Tips E-mail either!??!
Oh woe is me! Either people don't need help any more or we give out such bad advice
that they've stopped asking us! I'll guess the former. Our advice isn't that bad, is it?
Explosive tendencies :
Well, after the experiment the subjects swelled to twice the size of a standard Peep...
RyanMan SP :
Oh God. You sick freak. Give up on the damn Peeps!
Explosive tendencies :
I will not! I bought them for 45 cents, I'm going to have fun with them damn it!
RyanMan SP :
45 cents?? Where!?
Explosive tendencies :
Safeway. They're tring to get rid of 'em
RyanMan SP :
Sweet. I'm staying at school tomorrow. I'll get money. I'll buy Peeps. We'll have fun
Explosive tendencies :
My mom's not going to be happy when she has to wash this plate...
RyanMan SP :
Foolish child. That's why you get paper plates
Explosive tendencies :
Oh... That would have been a good idea... Well, I'm off to put it back in the sink
RyanMan SP :
Have fun. ~Gotta get to edge of soul, to carry on da da da-da da da word word word~
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Soul? Da da da? World?
RyanMan SP :
It's a song
Explosive tendencies :
Sure it is...
RyanMan SP :
Called "Edge of Soul" apparently from the game "Soul Edge"
Explosive tendencies :
Wow, isn't that original... I guess it's the music review now?
RyanMan SP :
Ok. From what words I can make out, it's Engrish-tastic
Explosive tendencies :
Always good.
RyanMan SP :
It's pretty good. Maybe a bit slow and female vocals
Explosive tendencies :
I just got a forward of "the top 19 things to do in a bathroom stall"
"7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe
into the toliet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly."
RyanMan SP :
Seen it. Funny.
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I see... It's a so-so song...
RyanMan SP :
Ooh... Found the lyrics here if you care to find out
Explosive tendencies :
Not right now.
RyanMan SP :
Well, I've prepared a better song in the case of "Edge of Soul" being so-so
Explosive tendencies :
Oh? What song?
RyanMan SP :
"Nightwish" by ...Nightwish
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...? Another original title.
RyanMan SP :
It's really cool. Fast, metal, and really odd but fitting vocals
Explosive tendencies :
Okay.
RyanMan SP :
Well, I really like it anyway. Theres an AMV of Rockman.EXE that uses it, and it's
pretty cool
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Oh yeah, MegaMan anime
RyanMan SP :
Yup. I wish I had the WB channel so I could watch the English version
Explosive tendencies :
I wish this damned headache would go away!
RyanMan SP :
Maybe you shouldn't be listening to metal then...
Explosive tendencies :
Maybe I should sleep.
RyanMan SP :
That could help too, but you're in the middle of something, and I want to put off my
History project as long as possible
Explosive tendencies :
Okay, what's the next segement?
RyanMan SP :
Technically, music, but I think we've covered that
Explosive tendencies :
I think so... Next then?
RyanMan SP :
Classic Game Review
Explosive tendencies :
Ah, while we're on this topic, how many shines do you need to get in SMS?
RyanMan SP :
Like the total number, or to finish the game?
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Finish the game
RyanMan SP :
Get the seventh Shine in every level, and the last one will open up
Explosive tendencies :
Every level? Oh God... How many levels are there?
RyanMan SP :
There's only like 7. Or was it 8?
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that's still... 56!
RyanMan SP :
Let's see here... there are
1.Bianco Hills
2.Ricco Harbor
3.Gelato Beach
4.Pinna Park
5.Noki Bay
6.Sirena Beach
7.Pianta Village
Yup.. 7
Explosive tendencies :
Ah crap... I'm at Gelato Beach...
RyanMan SP :
It's not that hard
Explosive tendencies :
That's true...
RyanMan SP :
How many Shines?
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Me? 9 I think...
RyanMan SP :
Sweet baby Jesus!
Explosive tendencies :
Well, I don't play it all day like some people.
RyanMan SP :
Well you've had it for at least 30 Shines now
Explosive tendencies :
I've played it maybe 6 times total. In about 30 - 40 minute intervals
I'm going to assume a shine is a day...
RyanMan SP :
Ummm... No, just by this time you should have about 30 shines. Not 9!
Explosive tendencies :
Ah well, wacha gonna do... You and Steve need to come over again so we can play
MGS:Substance again.
RyanMan SP :
I've been waiting for you to say that
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Good. This weekend is a bad time. But next would be good.
RyanMan SP :
I love VR Missions. I'd buy a PS2 just for Substance and War of the Monsters
Explosive tendencies :
See, the snakes have taken over the house, and we've been waiting for the shot-gun
we mailed for to come in...
RyanMan SP :
I vote to have that last remark stricken from the record
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Batjew?!?!?!
RyanMan SP :
I an not clicking that link!
Explosive tendencies :
It's not bad... It's the Batman logo with a menorah.
RyanMan SP :
Sweet baby Moses!
Explosive tendencies :
Indeed. Much better than those rotten flesh links I sent a while back...
RyanMan SP :
See, it's clever cause I switched the name "Jesus" with "Moses" becasue Jewish people
seem to like Moses and not Jesus
Explosive tendencies :
Yes, I did notice that... Very clever...
RyanMan SP :
*smaaaaaart*
Explosive tendencies :
I feel a need to repeat the last statement "Much better than those rotten flesh
links I sent a while back..."
RyanMan SP :
What?
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Well, remember when I was looking up banana packs?
RyanMan SP :
No?
Explosive tendencies :
Oh. Well I did. And came across pictures of people who had the IV tubes instered wrong,
and got gangrene. Then I sent you the pictures. But in all fairness, you did send me
your CDP files of female genitalia.
RyanMan SP :
Heh heh heh. I had to do a project on Gangrene so I'm good
Explosive tendencies :
SWEET! MGS2 music on live365!
RyanMan SP :
Cool. I've got the theme song. That's all I need. Anyway.. back to my game review
Explosive tendencies :
So, what are we on now?
RyanMan SP :
I still haven't reviewed a game
Explosive tendencies :
Oh. Well, go ahead.
RyanMan SP :
OK. I recently downloaded a pack of 600 NES ROMs, so I'll review that
Explosive tendencies :
Oh yes... I remember you saying that.
RyanMan SP :
It's hard to say that they're mostly crap, becuase a lot of them present good
ideas and fun gameplay, but they're too freaking hard. I can't beat the first level
of a lot of these games. It doesn't help that I can't use the A or B buttons while
moving diagonally either. Stupid keyboard. I need a new gamepad
Explosive tendencies :
So, how big is your pack-o-ROMs?
RyanMan SP :
600
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Megs?
RyanMan SP :
Oh. I'll go check
Explosive tendencies :
Indeed you shall. Must... Resist... Urge to fall asleep... Must break bad sleeping cycle!
RyanMan SP :
Including 2 emulators that didn't come with it and one that did, approximately 151 megs
Explosive tendencies :
That's not bad at all
RyanMan SP :
Nope
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Does it have Metal Gear?
RyanMan SP :
Yup. And Snake's Revenge. And Bucky 'O Hare
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Awsome. Now I just need Game Genie codes...
RyanMan SP :
Too bad the emu I use doesn't support sharking... Or genie-ing
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Bucky 'O Hare... That sounds so familiar...
RyanMan SP :
Space Rabbit. Fights evil space toads
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OH YEAH!
RyanMan SP :
Jeez man.
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God... I barely remember that...
RyanMan SP :
It's Bucky fricking 'O Hare
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ugre to fall asleep... growing...
RyanMan SP :
I can barely remember too, but it's good memories. The game is pretty cool.
Standard platformer.
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ZzZzZzZzZz...
RyanMan SP :
*slap*
Explosive tendencies :
Wow, those Zs look nice don't they?
RyanMan SP :
Sure...
Explosive tendencies :
Alright.
RyanMan SP :
I have one thing to say about that
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So, what game of your Rom-pack will you be reviewing today?
RyanMan SP :
Uhhh.. I kinda reviewed the whole thing, but if I had to pick one to review, it would
be Sky Kid. It's pretty funny, you're this little guy named Baron and you fly around
shooting stuff and dropping bombs on targets
Explosive tendencies :
You have enough games to last over a decade, and you threw away the oportunity?! Think
about it! Play one a week!
RyanMan SP :
One a week...
Explosive tendencies :
Indeed. Out of your 600 games, you could review one a week.
RyanMan SP :
Yes I could. But what are the chances that we'll be doing this even 200 weeks from now?
Explosive tendencies :
Not sure, but still. What topic are we one now?
RyanMan SP :
Boom, boom, ackalackalacka boom! Boom, boom, ackalacka boom boom! Links
Explosive tendencies :
Any suggestions? Penny Arcade?
RyanMan SP :
Yes. Of course. I love Penny Arcade. Best online comic out there
Explosive tendencies :
Yeah, and I just finnished stealing 60 comics.
RyanMan SP :
Speaking of online comics, I finished reading the entire archive of PVP Online, which
is like 5 years worth of comic strips
Explosive tendencies :
Oh my God... Yeah... That's just crazy...
RyanMan SP :
Crazy like a fox!
Explosive tendencies :
If you say so.
RyanMan SP :
I highly suggest follouing suit. They're pretty damn funny
Explosive tendencies :
Who is this 'suit'?
RyanMan SP :
Errr.. It's a figure of speech or something like that
Explosive tendencies :
I see... So, who is suit?
RyanMan SP :
It means do the same
Explosive tendencies :
I see... So this suit guy, he isn't really a person?
RyanMan SP :
No
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You sure?
RyanMan SP :
I think so
Explosive tendencies :
Alright.
RyanMan SP :
I don't have a suit, so I can't even pretend he's real
Explosive tendencies :
Yeah, I do, but I don't want to...
RyanMan SP :
Oooh. I just remembered, go to I-Mockey. They have a contest to win some kind of game
Explosive tendencies :
Some kind of game? Far too sleepy to care...
RyanMan SP :
PC game, I think it's called "Blood Zero!" Actually, you can download it, but it'll
cost to register and get the full version
Explosive tendencies :
I see...
RyanMan SP :
I think that about does it for links. I'm really running out here
Explosive tendencies :
Ahh... sesory overload ought to keep me up and at-'em. Of?
RyanMan SP :
Links. I visit the same sites every day. Never really look for anything new
Explosive tendencies :
Yeah, I don't even visit sites. I'm running out of software... There isn't much
out there.
RyanMan SP :
Last new site I found was PVP, and only because Penny Arcade told me to go
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Heh heh, good old Penny Arcade.
RyanMan SP :
There's a picture of a lobster if you go today. It'll only be there for a cuople
days and I suggest you see it now. It's quite humourous
Explosive tendencies :
~I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world~
RyanMan SP :
Dear God
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Good 'ol MXPM...
RyanMan SP :
Eh
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MxPx. Band. Musical.
RyanMan SP :
I know. I said "eh"
Explosive tendencies :
Oh...
RyanMan SP :
Not "eh?"
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"Eh" means?
RyanMan SP :
Like "meh", but less mainstream
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Oh. Damn underworld meh... Trying to confuse me...
RyanMan SP :
Other alternatives include "feh"
Explosive tendencies :
Feh?!?!?!
RyanMan SP :
Same deal
Explosive tendencies :
Like 'What the feh?'
RyanMan SP :
No, like "I'm gonna eat your goldfish!" "Feh."
Explosive tendencies :
Oh... So not 'What the feh is wrong with you?!?!'
RyanMan SP :
No. That would be "kcuf". I coined that word. It's the word that can replace any swear
Explosive tendencies :
I'll stick to feh...
RyanMan SP :
Whatever. Got any spam?
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I have a truck and a half of it...
RyanMan SP :
I had one, but there was no content
Explosive tendencies :
Oh.
RyanMan SP :
Oi
Explosive tendencies :
Okay, well, I'm lazy today, so I'll take one.
RyanMan SP :
OK
Explosive tendencies :
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RyanMan SP :
That's not so funny
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How the Hell can you play with no debt? How?
RyanMan SP :
Huh?
Explosive tendencies :
Okay, so it was weak, but as I've said 4 times eariler, I'm sleepy
RyanMan SP :
Are you sure it's 4?
Explosive tendencies :
I took a number...
RyanMan SP :
Reasonable.
Explosive tendencies :
Speaking of crazy ideas... I'm going to make you out of 4 pencils, a soup can, and a
baloon
RyanMan SP :
We need a Special Topic. We're running out of gas. Oh dear
Explosive tendencies :
It says "I'm Ryan" in moderately large letters.
RyanMan SP :
OK
Explosive tendencies :
We can market it as the RyanMan action figure
RyanMan SP :
No no. That would need a helmet, and a buster gun, and muscles, and one of those
ammo-belt thingys
Explosive tendencies :
Nah, soup can!
RyanMan SP :
Bah!
Explosive tendencies :
Okay, so that'll be you. What will I be made of? The same thing?
RyanMan SP :
How about a wet sponge and some pipe cleaners
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What will I have as a head?
RyanMan SP :
Wet sponge
Explosive tendencies :
My head can't be a body too!
RyanMan SP :
Wet sponge
Explosive tendencies :
Yeah, but I still think I need a head... a ping-pong ball?
RyanMan SP :
And we'll call you SpongeEd NormalPants
Explosive tendencies :
But that's an obvious rip-off of that other lovable spongy character.
RyanMan SP :
Dollar stores get way with it. Why can't we?
Explosive tendencies :
Well, you're not a rip off of anything! You're a freakin' soup can with a balloon head
RyanMan SP :
So?
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Why do I have to be? I'd love being a rock...
RyanMan SP :
RyanMan is an originalish character
Explosive tendencies :
Rocks are nice... I have originalish ideas!
RyanMan SP :
Yes, but it would be a rip off of Blocky and every other character who's a rock
Explosive tendencies :
Oh... I see... A bicycle tire?
RyanMan SP :
Like Geodude, and the "Golem" enemy from every RPG
Explosive tendencies :
Wait, something small...
RyanMan SP :
Does it have to be inanimate?
Explosive tendencies :
I'd prefer it to be...
RyanMan SP :
I was gonna say a fox with 2 tails, but that's taken
Explosive tendencies :
Yeah, that's Knuckles...
RyanMan SP :
No, Tails
Explosive tendencies :
Damn... Right again...
RyanMan SP :
Knuckles is an echidna
Explosive tendencies :
I think I'll just be a soup freakin' can
RyanMan SP :
Whatever
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Or a freakin' soup can if you will.
RyanMan SP :
I'll make my own action figure
Explosive tendencies :
Alright. I have lots of pens if you need any.
RyanMan SP :
You know, at first I read that as "I have lots of penis if you need any."
Explosive tendencies :
I do, but none for you.
RyanMan SP :
He'll be a program. RyanMan.EXE
Explosive tendencies :
That's so crappy... It just might work.
RyanMan SP :
It did for MegaMan!
Explosive tendencies :
yeah...
RyanMan SP :
Now how do I make one of those PET things....? That would be the first step
Explosive tendencies :
PET things?
RyanMan SP :
PErsonal Terminal, it's what the little .EXE characters live in. And all the main
characters have one so they can either cause trouble or fix said trouble. I really
should send you the first episode of RockMan.EXE
Explosive tendencies :
I say a cardboard box, some glue, sparkles, and macaroni
RyanMan SP :
I think I'd need at least a computer chip too
Explosive tendencies :
Uh, a piece of paper with sparkles drawn on it would work...
RyanMan SP :
Ah! Speaking of animés, I found out that the Fatal Fury movie I saw and love so
much is the 3rd one!
Explosive tendencies :
I see...
RyanMan SP :
And then I downloaded the first and second, but they weren't as good
Explosive tendencies :
:þ! YES!
RyanMan SP :
Still good, but not "greatest movie ever" quality
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Alt+2+5+4! :þ
RyanMan SP :
OK. Or you could just use a "P" like everyone else
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Press 'n' hold Alt. Then type 2, 5, then 4. Then let go. :þ
RyanMan SP :
I know. I had to learn that to do my project... which is due tomorrow
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Booga Booga! But other people might not know...
RyanMan SP :
Oh right
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How much of your project is done?
RyanMan SP :
Almost all of it. I just have to type some more info in. And find a way to stretch
it over about 6 more pages
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...How much more info? Oh God! Poor, poor Ryan...
RyanMan SP :
6 pages worth. But after that I still need 6
Explosive tendencies :
Yeah, 6 pages is quite a bit.
RyanMan SP :
But in like font size 24
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Oh. I see...
RyanMan SP :
On a PowerPoint slide, so it's not that much
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A freakin' soup can...
RyanMan SP :
Boom, boom, ackalackalacka boom! Boom, boom, ackalacka boom boom!
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2 can play at this game! (3 or more would be far too many...)
RyanMan SP :
I found some Mario Sunshine music
Explosive tendencies :
a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can...
a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can...
a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can...
a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can...
a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can...
a freakin' soup can... a freakin' soup can... Oh.
RyanMan SP :
Boom, boom, ackalackalacka boom! Boom, boom, ackalacka boom boom!
Explosive tendencies :
that's great
RyanMan SP :
Boom, boom, ackalackalacka boom! Boom, boom, ackalacka boom boom! TEH WARP ZONE
MUSIC RETURNX0RS!!! YEAH!
Explosive tendencies :
Sweet
RyanMan SP :
Loop time
Explosive tendencies :
So does my headache... You know, if you had some crazy ideas once in a while, it
would be funnier...
RyanMan SP :
I haven't been good at crazy ideas for some time now...
Explosive tendencies :
So I've noticed...
RyanMan SP :
I'm past my prime. I'm not 13 any more
Explosive tendencies :
Yeesh, I'm not, I'm still pumping out dumb ass ideas! The last crazy idea you had
was when you made that Lego crapfest...
RyanMan SP :
WOAH THERE! That "crapfest" was a fortress of super awesome powers!
Explosive tendencies :
...Wha? Oh yes...
RyanMan SP :
I'm not too good at making Engrish...
Explosive tendencies :
Sure it was... With it's 3 hellicopter roters... "That "crapfest" was a fortress
of powers super awesome!" Move one word around, and it's Engrish. Bada bing, bada boom.
RyanMan SP :
Eh
Explosive tendencies :
I especially liked 'bada bing, bada boom.'
RyanMan SP :
Oh no! Computer is in unhappy state of badness!
Explosive tendencies :
That's the way.
RyanMan SP :
No really
Explosive tendencies :
Oh... All your base are belong to me! Mwhahaha!
RyanMan SP :
That is so 1999
Explosive tendencies :
And I still think it's funny. Oh! Dating things is so, 1980s
RyanMan SP :
Damn you Kazaa, why have you no function loop?!
Explosive tendencies :
Because it's a crappy, crappy program that has lots of users...
RyanMan SP :
But I wanna loop the Warp Zone music
Explosive tendencies :
Well, you'll have to open it somewhere else...
RyanMan SP :
Damnit
Explosive tendencies :
Indeed. Hmm... I need to think up something crazy to jump start this show... AH!
flavored salt! When you want your fries to taste different from potatoes...
RyanMan SP :
No no no! I can't evn see what I'm typing anymorw!
Explosive tendencies :
Good God... what the hell... Someone's hacked you me thinks...
RyanMan SP :
It's all Kazaa's fault!
Explosive tendencies :
Oh. Okay
RyanMan SP :
Maybe we should end this before we get a replay of last time
Explosive tendencies :
Nah, last time ended funny
RyanMan SP :
Cause it didn't?
Explosive tendencies :
Exactly. And I hit myself with ham. Delicious ham...
RyanMan SP :
OK, how about this, I'll smack you with a virtual fish. It's almost ham
Explosive tendencies :
I suppose fish is a step up from ham...
RyanMan SP :
No, steps down
Explosive tendencies :
The pig of the sea!
RyanMan SP :
Ham is so much better
Explosive tendencies :
Ya think?
RyanMan SP :
I don't like seafood
Explosive tendencies :
I prefer fish...
RyanMan SP :
Lobster looks OK, but I've never tried it
Explosive tendencies :
It tastes like dirt. Delicous dirt...
RyanMan SP :
Hmm. Ok, having a real problem with this "can't see what I'm typing" thing
Explosive tendencies :
why can't you?
RyanMan SP :
It's not there
Explosive tendencies :
The fudge?
RyanMan SP :
I'd send you a print screen, but the Start bar won't open
Explosive tendencies :
ctrl+esc no worky?
RyanMan SP :
Well, technically it opens, but the things only appear when you put the mouse over
them, and the sub-folders don't appear at all. I think I need to restart
Explosive tendencies :
You need to take a print screen! Or close Kazaa... Here, we'll see if this works...
file://c:/windows/pbrush.exe.
RyanMan SP :
Oh dear
Explosive tendencies :
Still no worky?
RyanMan SP :
Nope
Explosive tendencies :
It works until I press Enter... http://c:/windows/pbrush.exe
RyanMan SP :
*bludgeons you with a virtual jackfish*
Explosive tendencies :
Ooh! Bludgeons!
RyanMan SP :
OK, that's the show for tonight!
Explosive tendencies :
That didn't work either...
RyanMan SP :
Hey! Be more unconscious!
Explosive tendencies :
*EXPLODES*
RyanMan SP :
Now that that's over with, I'll end the show before my PC ends itself.
Oh how I need a Mac... Good night everyone!
Explosive tendencies :
Good night!
RyanMan SP :
Dammit! Be more dead!
