While most of you suckers were in Denver watching Stolen Faith suck ass, The Mississippi Sextoplets were rocking socks like socks have never been rocked in good ole Cheyenne, where rock is rock, and The Mississippi Sextoplets rock.

I shall now refer to The Mississippi Sextoplets as the MS even though I really want to refer to them as God. The MS showed up at JD’s house at about 6:45, they are always on time, which is yet another factor in their rocknitude. So when MS showed up, only JD was present, and MS was wondering, where the shit are all our groupies? So we wait, and JD does a pizza making dance, which rocks also. And after like 20 minutes, I think it was like 40 thousand people show up. I know that doesn’t sound like much, but the show had to go on.

So, MS sets up, and the 40 thousand people wait in JD’s backyard (where dastardly deeds are afoot) and eventually MS starts to rock. After our first song, I think I saw 23 heads blow up because their was too much awesome happening. After like 3 hours of us rocking ever so much, some people wanted to leave, but, as Kevin’s impromptu song, “You’re not going to leave” details, we didn’t want anyone to leave.

Holy crap did they want to leave though, my knee hurts and my arm got scraped up from people trying to escape, and as Shane, a part time member of MS stated, “it was like people trying to get over the Berlin Wall.” Mos def, we don’t rock it any other way.

Alas, I need to get to the dastardly deeds I spoke of, some fuckers who came to the show graphittied up lil Fiona’s sand box, those motherfuckers. So this pissed Kerry (I hope I spelled it right) off, she came downstairs while peeps were trying to escape, and she started body-slamming and power-bombing kids like none other, I think she ended up killing 17 people. Not bad.

So wrapping up, Karen likes to kill people, don’t fuck with shit at JD’s house if you value your life, and MS rocks, see them on July 7th if you want your face rocked!!! I’m out of this bitch cuntasses!!!!