Magalluf 2003

Magalluf 2003 now were do you start - The first lads holiday, you could choose the first day, you could choose the airport, but in my view it started way before that....when the discovery of Maglluf.net was found!!! It introduced excitement into those who didn't have it, despite the skits :-)

Magalluf.net

Well not sure who discovered it, but who cares, got the boys in the mood. Curly an Millsy stumbled across some girls, whoever they are ;-). Jesus Curly even got nuts off it!!! What else can I say, the site progressed into skittin', Nan's in particular so we'll leave that for the forum ey?

Welcome To A Minibus & Speke???

An early start for the boys, what the fu*k on the piss about 5 bells our flight didn't leave till near on 12!!! Arriving at the airport after a wee sing-a-long on the minibus, back on the piss!!! A decent little flight of skitting,. Neil, Woco and Hodgey how was the plane food, oh you didn't have any! A minibus, what seemed like just for the boys took us to the hotel an the fun began. Welcome to Magalluf the Boys had arrived!!!

Hotel Fiesta Sahara

Well as Hop, Mill, Drummond and young Gaz claimed the finest room, they opted to shout things to some Spanish security guard at 6 in the morning! meanwhile across the pool Mulholland, Judge, Terry Mc and Curlett decided to continued to drink, drink and drink. Come 8 o'clock the pool opened, and without any sleep the boys dived in, shame Muller couldn't get out due to his alcohol consumption!!! The first day dragged and tirdness crept in but come 8pm the boys were kitted out and ready to hit the nightlife.

The Days

As expected most rising roughly around 2 o'clock, discussing facts and figures from the previous nights, in some cases viewing war scars ;-) Well basically lazing by the pool catching a few rays, unless you were sick! before having a wee bite to eat before hitting the Magalluf nightlife! 

First Few Nights

How can you describe them, immense, the finest nights of your life, fu*ked up, alcoholic poisoning to mention but a few! Were to start, as well as getting pissed in our apartments, listening to a few tunes, sometimes on a robbed CD Player (ask Mills) even having a bevvy with some stunning little Scouse, Nottingham and Essex birds!!! Cheap piss up in bars around the hotel, those buckets, lethal! did we really try to beat the 59 seconds record!?!!

Off to Banana's and Tokyo Joe's, A wee 50 and Sean Paul for those who liked it in Tokyo's, whereas the others slipped off for a bit of Scouse House in Banana's. A few fine hours spent in them bars!!!

Well a man to mention here, Jamie Hodge, started off this whole sex craze thing. And to think Hop had him at about 10/1 to open the scoring! Hodge snapped up one of the girls who came on holiday with us and the next morning told the tail of how he did it a prickles bush! A brief romance for Judge with Carla whilst Drummond and Watkinson battled it out for the attention of Helen. Peter and Li-an were loved up at first whilst Hopkins then ended the Carla/Judge romance by bedding Carla (if you can call a lift a bed ha ha) whilst Terry met the love of his life in Steph and Hodgey moved onto Raych Burnz and then Joanne Tasker. Watkinson got first blood by pulling Helen whilst Mills, Muller and Judge were happy just pulling any random old girl including Muller getting lucky!

Pirates

What a night! Barbaruso, Barbaruso, Barbaruso...Gettin' pissed, singing songs, skittin' Welsh people and having sword fights. Different kind of war scars you were showing off after that night! Well after that a stroll to Banana's and other bars along the strip, what a night, didn't seem to remember seein' Mills strolling along the strip after Pirates, the sight of Raych sticking her tongue down his throat seen to the fact that them two would slip away into the night and would lock everyone out their (Mills) room, The room key didn't turn up when Hop needed it did it though, no make do with the lift!!!

Other Nights

Love was in the air it seemed as half of the boys stayed with their respective pulls. Terry and Steph, Judge and Louise and Mills and Raych whilst Mark Drummond finally pulled Helen only for her later to try and go back to Watkinson, Wah came through for Drummond though by giving her the kb. She later went onto Peter! The rest of the boys continued to pull including sex in a lift, on a beach and by the pool. The bars by the clubs were ruthless, one bar offered shots which saw every single one of us throw up after them!

Club BCM

Ahh memorable Popcorn party's, foam party's, some of the boys even met Peter Stringfellow and his missus! Still picking popcorn out of me trainers when we got home! Mills Hodge Curlett Watkinson were chased by 10 Spanish dudes with knives one night, I've never seen them run so fast in their life! Fun though :-)

Gazza's 18th

What a place to spend it, in the Spanish sun, a fine night for a fine person! a few tears expressed from the youngster, made the night. strip soon followed, a few to many and a wee bit of attempting to dance, before stripping Gaz and throwing him in the pool. fun! shame about the security guards, emotional on the whole anyway! Mark James Drummond also got his first ever poke in the ocean, congrats geezer!

The Last Night

Ahh meant to be the best night of the holiday, I repeat meant to be...but not lingerin' on it too long, Muller and Mill got sent home due to 'unforeseen circumstances'. Most of the lads made an early start, well about 11 bells...A bit more sex for those who had it regular, an a last chance to pull! On the whole a fine holiday and will be repeated in the future by some of the boys.

A thanks to all the lads who came, saw and conquered! also a thank you to 'the girls' it wouldn't have been the same, fuck most of us wouldn't have got our end away without you, messin' ;-) What a holiday, also here i've got to mention the Judge suitcase going missin' on the return to Liverpool and Hop and Gazza jumping straight off a plane and travelling down south to watch their beloved club.

Romances

1. Peter - Lian - Lasted 2/3 days

2. Judge - Louise - Loved up for the last 7/8 days and back into England, filtered out though.

3. Terry - Steph - Still seeing each other to this day

4. Mills - Raych - Holiday romance, few kisses back in Liverpool but went no further.

5. Hodge - Vicky - Few passionate sessions and then he turned his attention elsewhere.

Top 10 Holiday Moments

1. Gazza Getting Thrown In The Pool Naked On His Bday

2. Judge Terry Curlett putting toothbrushes down the bog

3. Mills skids in his bills

4. Muller jumping in the med pissed (he cant swim)

5. Singing Drummonds not going home down the strip

6. Shouting DOS and SEE to the spanish guards at 6am

7. Dean McNally having his flip flops 'robbed' on the beach ;-) 

8. Judge Terry Mills knocking it behind some bar with Hopkins taking photos

9. Gazza opening his card and getting tearful on his bday

10. Singing "OH THE LADY IN RED" on the minibus

WHAT A HOLIDAY!!!