Attempt #1: One time I was watching that damn Guiness Book of World Records show, and girl chick wore an outfit of nothing but rhinestones. And since I've been bed ridden for the past week, TV shows are slim pickins so I watched the making of the SI swimsuit edition, and the models this year actually had the bathing suits painted onto their bodies (it's run on girl watch out...there's no telling where I'll stop), and that got me thinking.
As an homage to Justin, I am going to bedazzle my body. I'm going to apply rhinestones to my body and spell out *NSYNC in all of the guys' favourite colours. And then I'm going to paint clothes onto my body. That should secure some major video footage of me. Well, okay I'm not going that far. Maybe I'll wear real clothes, but the bedazzles...that's a definite.
Attempt #2: Supplies: About 1500 teenies, knee pads (get your minds out of the gutter), elbow pads, a bullet proof vest, one athletic supporter, and one homemade sign that reads, "I Support *NSYNC!!" [(call me (---/---/----) or visit!! (https://www.angelfire.com/mn/nsynchumor/index.html)]
Step One: Meet 1000 teeny boppers sitting the section opposite of where we are sitting.
Step Two: Convince them to scream "Hey guys, are you sure you are getting your full percentage from the concert merchandise?" in unison.
Step Three: Convince the 500 teenies where I am sitting to lift me over their heads so I crowd surf and get *NSYNC or the bodyguards' attention. (Apply knee pads, elbow pads, and bullet proof vest before being hoisted into the air.)
Step Four: Toss athletic supporter onto stage complete with sign attached to it!!
Step Five: Thank "Britney Spears" (you know who you are, "private dancer") for that idea.
Attempt #3: Since Olivia will be with us (hopefully), I'll just have her promise Steve that she'll quit exposing him for the rat bastard that he is on the site. (No worries, fair *NSYNC humor lovers, Nina will not be there with us (unfortunately :( ) therefore she will not have to promise a damn thing. Steve humor is saved!! Tell Nina you love her :)!! )
Attempt #4: Supplies: incriminating girlfriend pics, about $30, 2 posterboards, a twinkie, and a new shade of Mary Kay lip gloss.
First: Take the incriminating girlfriend pic, blow it up to phenomenal proportions, attach it to the poster board. Buy magic markers. Pay for posterboard, markers, and picture. Make a sign that reads, "JC, I have a poster of you; Joey, I have a twinkie; Lance I have make-up. I'm willing to hand over any of these things for 4 backstage passes. Just think about it :-)!!" If gets me nowhere, hold up the girlfriend poster and watch the teenies cry. If I don't get backstage passes, at least you'll get a good laugh.
Attempt #5: NeEnE has a ton of charm (she can get replay cards for free!!) So, she'll just have to use her irresistible charm on the security guards. It'll work, I swear.
Attempt #6: If all else fails, strip. Become an *NSYNC tour whore. I'm not sure if this is the best way to go, but if you do decide to do this, make sure you are legal. (This means you are over 18. If Joey tells you that you can be legal for the night, JUST SAY NO!!)
Well, these are my plans. I'll let you know which ones work, and watch for Liv's plans coming soon! lol