9. Bobbeez Buzz? Need I say more?
8. The whole "white tank top" thing. Get a new trademark.
7. She's EVERYWHERE !! Does she follow JC into the bathroom?
6. Her hair. It's nasty and big.
5. I bet she listens to country music. Like real, "I got my hat and boots; My truck horn really toots," country music.
4. She never wears shoes.
3. She has a shake 'n' bake tan.
2. I bet she's a moocher.
DO NOT READ # 1 IF YOU DO NOT LIKE PROFANE WORDS. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU !!!!
1. Every, FUCKIN' time the camera was on her and the "Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame Inductions" she was rolling her FUCKIN' EYES !! HELLO BITCH !! GET A FUCKIN' CLUE. IT'S THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY!! YOU UNGRATEFUL OPPORTUNIST OF A BITCH !! YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE SOEMTHING SO FUCKIN' GREAT IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE !!
Thank you, the men in the white uniforms have come to take me away in a pretty new straight jacket. Alli is dead.