Last Dance With James Lance

Shake, shake, shake! Shake your booty!!

I seem to get inspired whenever I'm in the car, so I was listening to Tom Petty's greatest hits in the car on the way home tonight, and well, it struck me as a Lance song. So, this is the second volume of my Tom Petty collaborations. (See Freeloader) Well this is sung to the tune of "Last Dance With Mary Jane," in case you didn't know.

He grew up in a Mississippi town,
Had a well brought up camp horse who never was around.
But he grew up wide and he grew up right
With them Mississippi boys on them Mississippi nights.

Well, he moved to Florida at the age of sixteen.
He blew the boys away, he danced like nothing that they'd seen.
Joey was introduced and they both started groovin'.
Joey said, "I dig you baby, but I got to keep movin' on. Keep movin' on."

Last dance with James Lance, one more tour to ease the crave.
I feel Bobbi creepin' in and I've got JC to save.

Well, I don't know, but it's been said,
You never get tired of givin' Joey head.
I'm tired of screwin' up all these dance steps,
Tired of myself, tired of JC's whips.

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
Honey, put on that slut ass dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a line.
Take me as I come 'cause I ain't got time.

Last dance with James Lance, one more tour to ease the crave.
I feel Kelly creepin' in and I've got Joey to save.

There's teenies down on Times Square.
Justin's standin' in his underwear,
Lookin' down from a hotel room.
Britney will be comin' soon.

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
You got to put on that slut ass dress.
It was too cold to cry when I woke up beat.
JC hit my body and I withstood the heat.

Last dance with James Lance, one more tour to ease the crave.
I feel Dani creepin' in and I've got Chris to save.

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