*NSYNC Foods

One time, I was having a conversation with Mel, and we started comparing *NSYNC to food items, and well this is exactly what I think on the whole *NSYNC items. (Also, if you didn't know there are *NSYNC Fruit Snacks. I have no comment.)

JC reminds me of a piece of asparagus. His hair is the leaves or whatever the hell you call it, and his body is the stalk. It's crazy. I see JC and I automatically think asparagus. It's weird.


This is another extremely good comparision. They have the same expression on their faces. It's great !! I completely love. JC AS THE SLIM JIM MAN !! He doesn't even need the latex head, his real hair works, dammit!!


Joey is cream cheese. I could not find a picture of a tub of cream cheese, so there is no picture comparision. Joey is cream cheese, but not like Philadelphia Cream Cheese, he's like Tempt-Tee. It's faux cream cheese and incredibly spreadable. It sort of repulses me, but then again on occassion so does Joey.


PRESENTING...The Newest Member of the California Raisins, JOEY FATONE !! Yes, Joey is a California Raisin. This is only because once BexXx asked me what song reminds me of Joey. The only thing I could think of was, "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" sung by AND ONLY BY the California Raisins. Joey has that texture to him as well.



That's Lance and his little banana buddies. If Lance was wearing pajamas he WOULD be a banana in pajamas. Maybe it's the hair color. This isn't this a good picture to show Lance's banananess, but I like it.

I couldn't find a picture of strawberry wafers. The kind with the strawberry filling and the pink wafers. This has nothing to do with his sexual preference, because as far as well know he is straight. The first thing that comes to mind is strawberry wafer.



Chris is an Oreo. Kind of squishy in the middle. He's a little twisted and you have to twist an Oreo to get the cream filling out of it. So therefore, Chris is an Oreo.


There is something pretzel like to Chris. Could it be the dreads? Sure, why not. I'm not sure, but pretzels and Chris is synonmous in my head.


Justin, for the most obvious reasons, is a peach. He has peach fuzz on his head and on his chin and head is also kind of shaped like a peach. This is the first thing that comes into my head, remember that.


The second food item that reminds me of Justin is a "hunk" of Polly-O String Cheese. This is the most inexplicable one. So I'm going to end it on this one.


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