Goin' To The Stable

Lance and Topanga?? Guess again!!

Now, it's been reported that Lance and Beverly Mitchell (the troll of "Seventh Heaven" fame) are secretly engaged and are going to be getting married. I highly doubt this, since only two weeks ago Lance said he was single. But then again it was a secret. Well, that's not true either, Lance is NOT marrying Bev, he's marrying Olivia. That is his true secret engagement, I wrote a song to commemorate their love..This is to the tune of "Goin' to the Chapel" by the Marvellettes.
Goin' to the stable and they're gonna get married
Goin' to the stable and they're gonna get married
Gee Olivia loves Lance and they're gonna get married
Going to the stable of love

Rumors are here
(The-e-e) fans are blue
(whoa oh oh) *NSYNC sings
Like they do
Today's the day
That Bev will cry
And Bev will be lonely forevermore

Because they're goin' to the stable and they're gonna get married
Goin' to the stable and they're gonna get married
Gee Olivia loves Lance and he ain't marrying Bev-er-ly
Going to the stable of love

Teenies will shreik
(No-o-o!!) Lance will shine
(Whoa oh oh) He'll be hers
And they will be
Extremely happy until
He breaks free
And we'll never be lonely anymore

Because they're goin' to the stable and they're gonna get married
Going (goin') to the stable and they're gonna get married
Gee Olivia loves Lance and they're gonna get married
Going to the stable of love

Going to the stable of love
(repeat to fade)

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