10. Chris reminds Michael of Bubbles the Chimp, and that's Michael's only true love.
9. It was the only way that Michael could secure Joey's visit to Wonderland. They can pervert young children together.
8. So that fan could could compare Justin to a real black man...Wait...nevermind.
7. Janet was too busy being an "MTV Icon." (Wait, *NSYNC's going to be there, too.) Which leads us to...
6. *NSYNC had to keep up the Jackson family tradition...
5. It's *NSYNC's way of thanking Michael for allowing them to use the Jackson 5 medly on their tour. Also for giving Justin the idea for his fro. (RIP)
4. Cause since Michael Jackson is so serious, he and JC would identify with each other.
3. It's a ploy to get more viewers to watch VH-1, since all of the teenies watch MTV and Carson (death to Carson Daly!!)
2. Michael Jackson needs new children to abduct, and well, there is no better way than use the world's hottest boyband to lure them in...
MJ: "Hey kids!! Free *Nsync concert at the Wonderland ranch!!"
Little Kids: "Where is it?!?"
MJ: "My bedroom!!" (laughs evilly)
1. Who else would you want to do it...? Like David Crosby?!? I don't think so!!
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