Tomorow
Till Rammstein
Rod Johnson
And
David Dunn
Will do battle
What will happen?
Will Rod Johnson go on to win this match
And defeat his way
To the top?

Or
Will David Dunn claim his wish
And become the WEW World Champion?

Or
Will Till Rammstein
Surprise everyone
And win the WEW's World Title?
What would happen to the WEW if this happened?

The Following is to show you all
What can be expected
If The Dope Show wins the WEW's World Championship Title.

For now
I welcome you to the
Dope Zone





The scene opens on a WEW Arena. The fans are quiet waiting for "Saturday Night Verichtung" to air. The two commontators take the show away.
One is a beautifull blonde wearing a bikini and the other is Jimmy Pop.

Jimmy Pop: Welcome to the Show that PUT VIOLATION OUTTA FUCKIN' BUSINESS.... SATURDAY NIGHT VERICHTUNG!!!! Now, Last night was crazy. On Friday Night "Use To Matter". Did you see what David Dunn said? Let's replay that for this hot blonde that I want to hump.

Hot Blonde: I didn't see what Dunn said. And you know what Pop? If you have a little respect. I'll suck your dick right in the middle of that ring. That's if The WEW World Champion Till Rammstein says it's alright. Lets see what Dunn had to say then.

The WEW's DOPE-TRON lights up and you can see David Dunn in his IRON lung. After the Friday Match, David was forever stuck in this beast.
Amber puts a cigarette in his mouth, he takes a drag and smoke shoots out the bottom. He then looks in the direction of the camera as Amber spills warm milk into his mouth. He does his best to look cool.

'Dunn': You know... (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) I fill my IRON LUNG with this smoke, carbon monoxcide.. (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) And I love it.. (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) I want some beer... (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) I beat Till Rammstein (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) I am the WEW's IRON LUNG (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) HEAR ME ROAR (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) Or, at least make a HORRID SLURPING SOUND! (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) I'm going to be David "The Hitman" Austin today.. (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) David Dunn tomorow (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) and I figure i'll be the Queen Of England all next week. (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) And WEW (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) I'm coming back! (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) If I have to wheel (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) my IRON LUNG (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) down to the (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) RING (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) Or.. (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) At least (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) have Amber (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) push me (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound). SHE WANTS ME TO DIE.. (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) It sucks (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) But, I'M STILL THE MAN... (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) Even though my balls (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound) don't work. (Lung Activates and makes a horrid slurping sound)


Hot Blonde: (Acting like she's crying) Awwwww Poor Dunn. I guess though, if he would have listened to The Dope Show.. And the rest of the federation.. That this would have happened to him. But, it did.. So be it. What's up next Jimmy?

Jimmy Pop: Well, David "The Iron Lung" Dunn really means business. Did you see all that piss and shit in his colostomy bag? I bet he'd make people eat that stuff. I wonder what it's like to live on Apple Sauce. Anyway.. Next up is an Interview with Mandeep The Great. The former WEW Champion.. Not confessed Gay Male.

Hot Blonde: (Makes a face) Gay guys SUCK... Other gay guys.. And some Straight ones.. Like you Jimmy..

"It's Raining Men" plays as Mandeep The Great walks out. He is wearing a tight g-string and nothing else. He hops into the ring.

Mandeep The Great: (Plays with his hair) Last night I was with my boyfriend.. And I was on bottom. And anyway.. He was big. I love him. Anyway, all I knew is that when I whiped... BLOOD SHALL OCCUR. It worried me you know. But, it's alright. I am here to say that wrestling Till Rammstein was the best i've ever had. I wish he was gay. I'd love him to show me that backdoor action he gives to women. Hetero sex is SOOOOOOOOO GROSS!!! I don't know how Till can stand those Clams. But, I want to give a shout out to my Boyfriend Spaz. He's a great man. I'll be home soon honey (Blows a kiss at the camera)

Mandeep leaves the ring

Hot Blonde: What the hell does he mean CLAM? That's such a gross way to refer to the greatest opening on god's green earth.

Jimmy Pop: How about you let me play with your opening?

Hot Blonde: Alright..

The blonde gets up and undoes her panty bottoms. She straddles Jimmy as he pulls out his little bitty johnson. And she starts fucking him righ there at ring side.
Then suddenly.. Throughout the arena..
"Oops! I Did It Again" by Britney Spears plays
The lights go dim
The fans don't really know what to think as Till Rammstein struts out to this odd choice of music. However they get over it when they realize that the World Champion is in the Arena. Till is decked out in an Armani suit, his hair carefully slicked back and frosted silver is complimented by the silver Oakley sunglasses on his face. The WEW World Title is over his right shoulder. He pays little attention to the fans around him as he walks to the ring. Some women come out of the crowd and start stipping in the ring. As Till enters the ring, he's ambushed by one over excited woman who drops to her knees and begins going down on Till.

'The Dope Show' Till Rammstein: (Nodding) Well well.. The WEW is back on track. Thanks to who? Well you're looking at him. I know what you all are thinking "What will The Dope Show do next?" I've done just about everything except a couple. That would be... Splooging on the Title. But, for now.. I think i'll refrain. Now, I'd like to talk about what happened to Rod Johnson last night. The whole thing was a big misstake. I didn't mean to put him in Spaz's dressing room like that. I guess, I thought that it was Rod's. Because there was a sign "I love Rod's Johnson" I didn't notice the apostrophe. Needless to say... I was talking to the doctor about it. They say that the swelling will go down soon. And that Rod will be able to sit in about two weeks. The Doc said that he's never seen a man with a Curling Iron up his ass. Rod's lucky that it was only on Low. Just think if that bitch was on High. Anyway.. Rod, I really want to say that i'm sorry about that. But, we can't press charges.. Because Spaz says that you liked it at first. So, I just hope you get better.

Till stands before all of the fans who aren't really cheering or booing. He turns and lets out a laugh and smirks.

'The Dope Show' Till Rammstein: David "The Iron Lung" Dunn (Crowd boos) Now, I saw what he said. And, I have to ask.. When will this man learn? He wants to have a title match with me. He wants me to take him on while he's in his iron lung. That's sad. See, if he would have listened to me and the rest of the WEW, he'd be fine. Walking, talking without (Makes a horrid slurping sound) You know, it's just gross.. Nevertheless... I want to tell David Dunn something. It's over man. I put you to rest. Now, just sit in your Iron Lung and keep your mouth CLOSED. Alright? I don't want to have to kick your iron lung wearing ass's ass. Alright? So Dunn... Just give it up alright? Because, no one wants to see me kick a cripple's ass again.

The lights go out.... And The-One-cloaked-in-Shadows-Night-Quest-Long-Assed-Useless-Named-Bitch-NightQuest walks out. The fans don't know what to say.. As he enters the ring, the woman giving Till head continues. The-One-cloaked-in-Shadows-Night-Quest-Long-Assed-Useless-Named-Bitch-NightQuest then walks up and looks at Till.

The-One-cloaked-in-Shadows-Night-Quest-Long-Assed-Useless-Named-Bitch-NightQuest: Till Rammstein. I AM THE PRODUCT OF THE BOTTOM OF A MINDLESS THOUGHT. A PUNGENT FART IS, HAS BEEN, AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY ULTIMATE REWARD.... That is all...

The-One-cloaked-in-Shadows-Night-Quest-Long-Assed-Useless-Named-Bitch-NightQuest Walks off into the back

'The Dope Show' Till Rammstein: I hate it when that The-One-cloaked-in-Shadows-Night-Quest-Long-Assed-Useless-Named-Bitch-NightQuest comes out here and does that. It gets annoying after the 50th time.

Jimmy Pop: We have to take a break for Adds n' shit, we'll be back! Hang around!