- Your family and friends know almost every word to any of the songs that Westlife have bought out cos you play them constantly.
- Your local radio station knows you by name because you ring up so much to request Westlife songs.
- Your walls are covered in Westlife posters.
- You doodle hearts all over math English, science books in lesson with the guys names in them, although you know you'll get done.
- Once you get the new single, you run around the town screaming "I GOT IT! I GOT IT!"
- You end each E-mail with "Westlife Rule" or "Le Gra" totally inspired by the lads.
- You own each and every magazine that features Westlife, even if it's just a microscopic picture.
- You visit the official Westlife BMG website and sit in the chat room for, like, hours!
- Your computer is done out in the most recent Westlife pictures, wallpaper, screensaver, you name it, you got it.
- You set up your very own Westlife Website.
- Everyone at school doesn't know you by your real name anymore, you are known as the 'Westlife Fan'
- You know all the songs inside out, upside down, front to back.
- You hate the number 5 and the letter J, not mentioning anynames.
- The first, second, third, fourth even hundredth time you hear the new single, you cry buckets.
- You buy any CD, video, book one of the lads has mentioned in interview.
- You turn your house upside down because you've lost the most precious thing in the world - the Westlife album. DES STRESS!
- The whole of your family knows when the latest single is going to be released.
- You try and convert your friends into Westlife fans, remember, 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again'
- You hate anybody who hates Westlife.
- You end up having a big fight with someone on a chat page about how brilliant Westlife are - and you win!! (of course)
- You know the Westlife life story better than your own.
- You watch the Westlife video so much, you are scared of breaking it.
- You played one of the Westlife singles so much, it ended up breaking (woops), but of course, you go running straight back to the record shop to buy another copy.
- You have fan fics by the dozen crammed into a folder, and, yes, they are going to come true.
- You have crazy dreams involving the lads, (maybe being related to them, eh Janine?)
- You are constantly being shouted at in class for humming the latest Westlife single.
- Just because your own at least 150 posters doesn't mean you aren't sane - does it??
- You had to finish reading a totally BORING book because one of the characters was called Shane.
- How many times have you planned the wedding to your fave member??
- Your friends know you will not break a promise when you say "swear on Westlife's life"
- You can imagine yourself as the Mrs Shane Filan, Mrs Nicky Byrne, Mrs Kian Egan e.t.c
- If anyone needs to know any info on the lads, they know they only have to come to you, and you will set them straight.
- You know all the latest gossip on the lads, from where they are, to what colour underwear they are wearing (well, maybe…)
- Any topic can relate to Westlife in someway to you.
- You know almost EVERYTHING there is to know about the lads.
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- You E-mail anybody who's E-mail address you have when Westlife make it to number 1 [i.e.] number 1 again!!! Record Breakers!!!! (I am not saying anything)
- First it was, "Where is Sligo?" Now its, " I wanna visit Sligo"
- You are willing to admit that you have Westlife on the brain 24/7.
- If you get a song stuck in you heard, it’s a curse, if it’s a Westlife song...it’s a blessing.
- You have e-mail addresses that have something, anything to do with Westlife.
- When at the local disco, you beg the DJ to play Westlife, if he says no, he sin for it!
- Anything to with Ireland is sacred.
- Your family knows the names and ages of Westlife.
- Your little brother denies liking Westlife, but you've heard him listening to the Westlife album and singing along to it (aww, bless) Oh, and not to mention him playing the part where the lads play footie on the video to his mates and comment on how brilliant Bryan's goal is!
- You met one of your best mates because of your love of Westlife.
- You have said yes to more than 10 things on this list.
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You go to every Westlife live chat.
- You nearly kill your dad when he refuses to let you go to the live chat cos you gotta do homework.
- You sat for an hour on the Internet on the morning that Westlife Concert Tickets were to go on sale, only to find out that you are at least half an hour late for school.
- Anybody who is from Sligo is highly respected.
- You get your teacher singing Westlife songs during lessons. (Mine sings "I Have A Dream")
- You join a "We Hate Atomic Kitten" club on yahoo when you find out that Bryan is dating Kerry!
- You know the Westlife Hotline number off by heart - altogether now "09018 800 123"
- You ring the Westlife Hotline at least once a week.
- Your mum and dad go totally ballistic with you for using the computer so much for talking to Westlife fans, visiting Westlife sites - but you need to keep up with the latest gossip - SHEESH! RENTS!
- Your English course is to design a campaign, hey presto, what do you choose to do?? A Westlife CD - of course!
- You are wondering what Westlife are doing right now…
- You screamed the house down when you found out there was a scratch on the Westlife album. NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
- You are still reading this list…
- You sent the guys Christmas Cards, presents e.t.c, although you doubt they'll ever get them.
- You tape every TV performance and watch them over, and over…and over…and over……
- You find yourself using Westlife quotes whenever you talk.
- You find your friends, parents, sisters, brothers, and cousins, whoever, using Westlife quotes.
- Any mix tape you record has to have a Westlife song on it.(or 10)
- You search through your family tree hoping to find out that you are related to them in someway - oh, but then you wouldn't beable to marry them…
- You search through your family tree hoping that you have relatives from Ireland.
- You look at your posters for encouragement when working out a very long math problem.
- When things go wrong your main thought is "Bet Westlife never had this problem"
- Can't think of anymore…….Can you?????