Cracknuts Roasting on an Open Fi-ya!

I don't know if I ever told you, but I was once married to JC Chasez. It's true! If it weren't, I wouldn't say things like, "Formerly known as Mrs. Crackass...until he beat me." Whether you believe me or not, I found myself missing JC like crazy, so this page is dedicated to him.


Might as well start with this one.
Here's my space cowboy in action.
Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay...


This is getting old, but there's only one way to describe this photo:
"Aw yeah! Ya like that, dontcha?!"
I can almost feel my headboard hangover.


Hey Crackass! How much money did you get PAID to wear that? LOL


Or better yet, HOMEBOY...what on earth made you wear that hat?


Nevermind...that look answers all my questions.


Okay, okay...JC's not on crack ALL the time. Here he is at the Ronald McDonald House for charity work. I hope he's telling the kids that drugs are BAD...


This was a TRL-friendly photo. Did you know that "Bye Bye Bye" holds the record for most consecutive days at number one? This ties their previous record for "I Drive Myself Crazy." (26 days)


Good: JC in a wife-beater.
Bad: He beat me.
Worse: I divorced him.
Worst: This pic is a constant reminder of why I should've stayed.


Then again, maybe we're better off being separated...


JC...wife-beater...need I say more?


Oh, JC!!


He'll always be my SeXXXy Bitch!! :)

Despite the bruises, my marriage to Crackass was a happy one. Sadly, our relationship was never meant to be and we were only destined to be close friends. Besides, JC and Bobbi are a much better match...and I want Lance in my pants! ;)

Bye bye bye!
Olivia
AKA Ms. Lance In My Pants
Formerly known as Mrs. Crackass...until he beat me.


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