Do you wanna six pack like mine?
Yeah ah thought so.
Dis machine, Da *Ncredible Ab-Maker...ah mean, Ab-Creator 5000 can make all flabby people out there
as tight as me:
My name's Josh, and before Justin... *dat's J-Dawg, Foo* Excuse me, J-Dawg's system, I was just a skinny Cra...PERSON, with no body at all. People would call me Gumby and messed up my bee's wax helmet hair. Then Jus...I mean, J-Dawg introduced me to his program and now I've got a six pack of my own:
*Kim and Olivia whislte loudly; Justin glares at them*
Look Womens...I'm much foiner than that Crack... *JC smacks him* um, HIM anyday of the week! But foreal yo, check out C now!
Yeah dat's right, all ya gotz ta do is work out on da torture machine...
Ah mean da Ab-Creator fo 20 minutes a day. Dat is, if you peeps can figure out how to use it yo.
Shii, check dis: If ya order in da next ten minutes, hell, ah'll throw in the instructions for free, along wit dis picture of ME for inspriation:
Still not convinced? Come on yo, ah even threw in da picture?
Aiight, consider mah boy Joe:
Um, hey. I'm Joey. I wasn't gettin' as much uh, attention as I usually got. The final straw was six months ago when a girl asked me when I was due.
"C'mere, Baby. Don't let the flab scare, ya! Just more of me to love! Awww."
So I started using the machine 4 months ago and NOW look at me...LOOK! It's ME!
Yeah! Mah machine works miracles. Don't delay y'all! Call NOW: 1-800-AHM-FLY
Dat's right. One eight hunded ahm fly...cuz ah AM!
Written and Produced by Kim and Olivia, exclusively for Everybodys Free
©2001 Kim & Olivia's CrunkNCrazy Productions Inc.