1. "YOU WANNA FUNNEL CAKE GRAMMA?!" - All Access '99
2. "Looking cute, sugar! Does your momma let you walk around like that? Looking ghetto fabulous!" - TV Guide, August 2000
3. "It's like you're running in a forest, running in a forest, running in a forest...and you hit a tree." - McDonald's Video
4. "Sometimes I have educational things to say, and sometimes it's babble. But the babble is funny, so I'm the comic relief." - *Ntimate Holiday Special
5. Jackson 5 Tribute - NSYNC Concerts
6. "Hey everyone! Lance needs a new battery! Everyone look at Lance while he changes his battery! Can we get a spotlight on him? There, now everybody stare at Lance!" - Toronto Concert, 11.16.00
7. "The feelings and actions of Lance Bass do not neccessarily represent the feelings and actions that of the rest of the band Nsync." - Vegas Concert, 11.25.00
8. "I'm Lance, and my best quality is my big booty." - CosmoGIRL, May 2000 (the guys were role playing and Chris was pretending to be Lance)
9. "That makes it sound like I was dropped on my head." - Jay Leno, 11.29.00
10. "He designed that? I'm gonna hit him in his head!" - Dinsney Concert
Honerable mention: "How about a nice, comfortable screw..." - My VH1 Music Awards, 11.30.00
1. "And they all wished me well...and I knew that I knew...the only gift I wanted was youuuu..." - The Only Gift
2. "Cuz I'm from Mississippi." - Dayum, how many times has he said THIS?
3. "Girl were you alone?" - Giddy Up
4. "I feel like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon." - McDonald's Video
5. "You know baby, my love will always stay true, that's right. *laughs* Cuz there is no ME without YOU." - Everything I Own
6. "How deep is your love, how deep is your love..." - Bee Gee's Tribute
7. "Poofu, Poofu, where are you? Please come out and play!" - Much Music Interview
8. "Let's celebrate." - Celebration, NSYNC Concerts
9. "Whoa JC! Whoa!"
10. "M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked-letter-crooked-letter-I-humpback-humpback-I" - UPN Summer Music Mania
Honerable mention: "But unfortunately we have run of out of time. *awww* Now don't be that way." - *Ntimate Holiday Special
1. "These pants are so tight, it's like I'm having sex with myself." TV Guide, August 2000
2. Justin's Beatbox - NSA Tour
3. "Joey got a big ol' butt..." - McDonald's Video
4. "I think it's quite safe sex if you ask me." - TV Guide, April 2000
5. "And they're only $530...it's a good thing we giving these back, cuz ah can't affo'd it!" - McDonald's Video
6. "Eat, eat, eat, all day long..." - All Access '99
7. "That was my 15-year-old sex scene." - Artists Cut
8. "OH MAH GAWT GIRL...GUESS WHAT HE DID!" - Loveline
9. "Awww yeah! You like that dontcha!" - MTV 1515
9. "Uh-uh." - It's Gonna Be Me, VMA's 2000
10. "Let's play some basketball, baby!" - Disney Special
Honerable mention: "I wanna drown in your love, lead me to your water. Let it flow, just let it flow baby." - I Just Wanna Be With You
1. "What's your pleazzzzure?" - Celebration, NSYNC Concerts
2. "Stop! *pants* Hey, old on a second. *pants* Wait...*pants*...uh, huh... MAN!!" - It's Gonna Be Me, VMA's 2000
3. "I'm gonna pee my pants!" (in the Bobby voice) - *N the Mix
4. "I look ugly. I need to get make up." - *Ntimate Holiday Special
5. "Ummm...I don't know. I think it depends on how big the woodchuck is. If he was a big fat one, he could probably chuck a lot. Ten pounds." - CosmoGIRL, May 2000
6. "I could do it! I just need to work out!" - Teen People, February 1999
7. "A big pool of JELL-O..." - Much Music Interview
8. "I don't play like a girl, I just can't play!" - MTV 1515
9. "They may say we're clean-cut, but not clean-shaven." - TV Guide, August 2000
10. "I was clinching my butt cheeks." Jay Leno, 11.29.00
Honerable mention: "It really sucks to be a twinkie amidst a world of twizzlers..."
1. "That's why I bought all this stuff at the Salvation Army." - McDonald's Video
2. "Are ya feeling my timbs, my baggy jeans, my thug appeal?" - Bring It All To Me
3. "I haven't been this excited since I moved in with Justin." - Interview, when asked about being nominated for 3 Grammys.
4. "You'll go BLIND!" - Loveline
5. "Respect Everyone." - Disney Concert
6. "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY didn't I know it..." - I Drive Myself Crazy
7. That Thing You Do - NSYNC Concerts
8. "What in the WORLD is going on with that guy?" - *Ntimate Holiday Special
9. "Sometimes you just have to take your spankings and..."
10. "For the girl who eats everything, I bring you fudge...cookies and stuff." - *N the Mix
Honorable mention: "My name's Joey, and the first thing I do in the morning is drop the kids off at the pool." - Cosmogirl, May 2000 (the guys were role playing and JC was pretending to be Joey)