Bart's boyband, the Party Posse were chillin backstage after a concert for their school when...
"Yo dudes, awesome show." -- JC
NSA plays in the background and enter our boys, with brilliant choreography consisiting of twirling and holding their noses. MAD props to Wade. *snicker*
What a shock. *rolls eyes* The first thing out of Justin's mouth is...
*gasp* "It's *NSYNC!" -- Millhouse (You'll have to excuse him, he's having a teeny moment.)
"WORD." -- Justin
Also not surprising is Lance's business sense...
"We saw your band formation notice in the paper." -- Lance
"Really? You saw our BFN?" -- Bart
LMAO! Justin goes teenybopper...
"I can't believe I'm meeting Millhouse! WORD!" -- Justin, as he high-fives Millhouse
"So anyway, we brought you this wicked gift basket." -- Chris
"Stuble glitter...a crowd tazer..." -- JC
ROFLMAO! Crowd tazer...sounds like something out of Mary's Titanic story.
"Crowd tazer?" -- Bart
"Yeah, it's perfect for getting through your fans to your limousine." -- JC
Justin proceeds to grab the tazer and zap Joey.
"Owww, YO!" -- Joey
I just find it amusing that Joey gets shocked. lol
"We gotta go, these clothes are getting out of date." -- Lance
Out of date? So's some of the clothes y'all wear now. No...wait. Some of the stuff y'all wear is just scary.
"To the bandana republic!" -- Chris
"WORD!" -- Justin
That bandana republic thing cracks me up all the time...but then again, I'm easily amused. lol
Exit our boys, doing their HOT dance moves. lmfao
The Party Posse is left with the dilemma of stopping Lt. Smash from blowing up the MAD building...
"But how? We'd need the ultimate chillout song." -- Bart
"And fast!" -- Ralph
Again, enter *NSYNC...this time on a speed boat emblazened with their flame logo, and NSA playing in the background.
Please take note, when we last saw our boys, they said they had to change their clothes. Notice they are STILL wearing their "out-of-date" clothing.
"We heard what you said." -- Lance
"Yeah, heard it OLD SCHOOL!" -- Joey
Millhouse gets all teeny bopper again...lol
"It's *NSYNC!" -- Millhouse
"Can the chit-chat Millhouse; we got just the song to diffuse this whack attack." -- Justin
"Yeah, diffuse it OLD SCHOOL!" -- Joey
Whack? Gotta love the ebonics, lol...word. And we all know how Joe has a habit of repeating things when he talks, actually. lol This is exemplified when he says 'old school'. He's said it twice already, and I betcha Justin's fro he says it again later.
JC writes the song and hands it to Bart.
"Radical!" -- Millhouse
"Awesome." -- Nelson (Why do I feel compelled to say "DUUUUUDE!" here?)
"I can't read!" -- Ralph (Neither can Joe. lol)
"I can't sing without dancing!" -- Nelson
The guys get exasperated looks on their faces and JC rolls his eyes.
"FINE!" -- JC
Notice another example of Wade's BRILLIANT choreography:
"Thrust spin turn... Pivot pout jiggy... Jiggy robot dosey-do..." -- Group
And even the Party Posse thinks Wade's choreography sucks!
"And close with the Matrix!" -- Lance
They do the Matrix-like movements to which Chris falls face first onto the deck.
"Ooomh!" -- Chris (Not as young as you used to be, eh? lol)
"Nobody pouts going into a jiggy." -- Nelson
"Yeah, that's stupid!" -- Millhouse
"I wanna twirl!" -- Ralph
But alas, the Party Posse were too late and Lt. Smash blew up MAD. When asked why he'd wanted to do it he claimed he wanted to save them from the public spoofing. Hahahaha! Public spoofing...*ahem*
I was not aware *NSYNC was certified to steer a naval vessel, *shrugs* but there they are with Justin at the controls.
"You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight at the expense of the US Navy." -- Justin
"But they're out there everyday protecting us from Godzilla." -- Lance
"And don't forget pirates." -- Chris
"AND jellyfish." -- JC
"Those whack invertabrates will sting you OLD SCHOOL!" -- Joey
ROFLMFAO...I seriously could not breathe the first time I heard them say that. And I TOLD ya Joey would say it again! I get Justin gets to keep his FRO. Oh wait, it's not there anymore.
"So check out the navy for a two or four year hitch." -- Justin
"We signed JC up yesterday." -- Lance
"Wha...? NOOOOO!" -- JC
*waves* Bye Josh! :) lol
Random comments:
Lance looks hot. I must remember to thank the hotness fairy for making him that way.
Chris is awesome! Thanks to him, I try to whistle the theme song all the time now.
Look, there's Joe...yeah.
JC has a cute laugh....but I'm biased. :)
"I can't believe I'm meeting Millhouse!" Justin now understands what it feels like to be a teenybopper.
"Heard it OLD SCHOOL!" HE SAID IT AGAIN!
"NOOOOO!" Aw...don't leave me Josh. :( I just wanna take this opportunity to say that Justin should have been the one they signed up for the navy. Granted, the animators did this epsiode pre-fuzz, but now that Justin has his buzz cut, it only makes more sense that he should have been drafted, not JC. But that's just my logic...lol
"Bart was so cool!" -- Justin
"A little short." -- JC
"He's about this tall." -- Justin
What the hell? I wanna meet Bart! *pouts*
Chris finishes the song. YAY!
And finally, Justin said it best...
"Word. It just sounds like something I would say."