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The following is a made-up commercial announcement. The views expressed are not necessarily those of *NSYNC, Steve Fatone, Kim & Olivia, or Everybodys Free.

Steve: Hi, I'm Steve Fatone.

Girl From Audience: Oooh! I love you and the rest of *NSYNC! You sing really well.

Steve: No, I'm STEVE Fatone. Not Joey. I'm his brother.

The girl looks all confused.

Steve: You know, the guy with the camera? Nevermind.

Girl From Audience: Oh. Well...I guess you'll do.

Steve glares at the girl, but continues on.

Steve: Well, for those of you who DO know me...

Julie: Ooooh! Ooooh! We do! We know you! SteveR! It's us. USSS! Julie and Olivia? We got your email!

Olivia winks at him, and Steve blushes and laughs neverously.

Steve: Anyway...I video almost all of *NSYNC's appearances, so I'm always looking for the best quality in blank casettes. I've tried several of the leading brands, but they never worked after I taped something. I would play the tape in the VCR and the picture always came out as fuzzy as Justin's hair.

Steve shows a blurry video cap and a picture of Justin's FUZZ.

Becca: Oooh Oooh! STEVE! Can I have that!?!?!?

Steve: [looks down at his body and smirks] Maybe later, Becca... [winks]

Becca: Noooo...the picture of Justin's hair...the tape?

Steve: Oh. Yeah, sure...later. [frowns] So ANYWAY, I got fed up with those other brands, so I said to myself... "Self, you can do better than that". Now I've got my own line of VHS casettes. I bring you Record-A-Lot, my patented brand of blank cassette tapes. Here, allow me to demonstrate.

Steve turns on the video camera he has set up on a stand and busts out some of the "Pop" choreography. Afterwards, he turns on a monitor he has set up with the competitor's tape, and it's a fuzzy shot of Chris doing the dance on tour.

Then he turns on another monitor and puts his tape into the VCR.

Steve: See the difference?

Wade wanders onto the set.

Wade: Whoa! The picture is so clear... Hey! Is that YOU dancing Steve? Not bad. I can clearly see you doing the choreography.

Steve: Hey Wade, who's THAT dancing on the other tape?

Wade: [nervously] Um...that's NO ONE!

Steve: [looks closer] That's YOU! Dancing in place of my BROTHER!

Wade: Steve...it's not what you think, man!

Steve: How come YOU got to dance in place of my brother...and I actually LOOK like him!

Wade: Because I can dance! I'm the one who made up the choreography!

Steve: I can dance too! You just said I wasn't that bad. And you know what? I bet YOU'RE the one who set up that trap door so that Joe would get hurt. Yeah... [stops a moment and rethinks what he just said and whispers] Hey...you think you could bump Chris off for me?

Wade: I have no idea what you're talking about, man. [whispers back] We can discuss that later.

Steve: [nods] Ahem. Are you sick of video cassettes that have really poor qaulity picture and sound? Try Record-A-Lot, my new line of blank videos casettes. With this special introductory offer of $9.99, you'll receive a set of 12 tapes, along with my special VCR cleaning kit. Don't hesitate! Dial 1-800-TAPE-MEE And if you call now, you'll get my brothers email!! Heh.

Kim: I'm sold! [pulls out her cell phone]

Steve: Remember, that's 1-800-TAPE-MEE! As in ME, Steve! Steve Fatone!

Becca: Hey Steve? The tape?

Steve: Oh yeah. [takes the tape out, rubs it on himself and holds it out to Becca]

Becca: Come to think of it, I have that on tape at home. Nevermind. [walks off]

Steve: [turns to Wade] See why Chris needs to be bumped off?


The previous was a made-up commercial announcement.
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