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Tabz and Brit

Poison Is Crunk:(Brit) omg, im slamming down the coffee.. in hono of jayce i guess
honor even
DigitalFanatic:(Tabz) yeah even that
DigitalFanatic: LMAO but im drinkin my favorite kind. that macadamia nut coffee from frickin wawa. im so wired
Poison Is Crunk: YES! Im drinking plain old nasty reused grounds coffee.. dont ask
DigitalFanatic: ROFFL! reused grounds coffee? either your A; poor which we already know or B: and idiot and added water forgetting to change the filter. lmao
DigitalFanatic: ive done that smooth move, it becomes simply "colored water" at that point
DigitalFanatic: or C: rich made it
Poison Is Crunk: lets try c: rich made it
DigitalFanatic: in which case i would have it tested
Poison Is Crunk: omg.. lmao
DigitalFanatic: OMG!
Poison Is Crunk: that was funny
DigitalFanatic: OMG THAT SCARES ME
Note:The two "Rich made it" ims occurred at exactly the same time and Tabby does not know Rich
DigitalFanatic: im about tired of state to state mind reading trick. youre listening to the things i do when i think no ones around arent u. lol
Brit and Tabz are on the same wavelength and do that same time, same IM trick WAAAYYY too often
DigitalFanatic: ur gonna blackmail me later i suppose
Poison Is Crunk: lmao.. i think that may be it, im so freaked about that.. howd you know rich was so retarded??
DigitalFanatic: just dont tell anyone that i professed my lust for that poster in my room and were all cool
Poison Is Crunk: he LIKES reused coffee.. he gets MAD if i use new grounds
DigitalFanatic: i have a brother who IS rich. ive seen his site and hes just like Jay, hes an odd one
DigitalFanatic: wow my mouse pointer is moving around and im not touching the mouse. now i know i need sleep
Poison Is Crunk: mine cracked out like that yesterday, it just broke.. splat.. kaboom
Poison Is Crunk: oh great, now im using sound effects.. niiiiiice
DigitalFanatic: lmao mine keeps lockin up and it only goes up and down
DigitalFanatic: umm ok, fatone. youve gone mental
Poison Is Crunk: i know, i really have.. it's my FIS
DigitalFanatic: FIS?
Poison Is Crunk: Fatone Infestation Syndrome F - I - S pronounced: ef eye ess
DigitalFanatic: rofl
Poison Is Crunk: ill have to get the "syptoms" off jen and email ya it.. its hilarious
DigitalFanatic: thanks for the pronunciation. i couldnt have got it otherwise. lmao
Poison Is Crunk: well, i thought maybe you were thinking like FIZZ in your head.. lmao
Poison Is Crunk: shut up, im stupid, let me be.. ill just go back to licking my joey pictures..
Poison Is Crunk: just kidding, i dont do that
DigitalFanatic: LMAO ill just bet u dont
Poison Is Crunk: i dont, seriously.. i put them in the blender and EAT them instead
DigitalFanatic: ive seen the lance in my pocket antics and i gotta say, nothing would surprise me
DigitalFanatic: we need to be saving these ims. im sure if we werent cracked right now (toad licker that u r) then we could get some hella funny (crunk) ideas from some of our idiocy
Poison Is Crunk: thats a goo dpoint, like ways nsync is healthy for you: all that protein in the pics i blend up and eat.. that wasnt funny
DigitalFanatic: ROFL no but the "that wasnt funny" part was funny!
DigitalFanatic: oh my god. your starting to make sense to me, i hafta go to bed now. imsaving this convo for blackmail later
Poison Is Crunk: lol.. you and kate are so mean, when me and joey get married (wait, i forgot hes already my husband) ya'll arent coming to my wedding
DigitalFanatic: LMAO! Umm well fine then. if im not invited then You arent gettin a cut when im pimpin your hubby out
Poison Is Crunk: WHAT?
DigitalFanatic: i had to. justin was scared to be alone so he needed a street friend
Note:Tabz is Justin's pimp
Poison Is Crunk: i dont think so.. joey would NEVER cheat on me.. ROFLMMFAO
DigitalFanatic: yes he would, and for a minimum price of $10 an hour
DigitalFanatic: hes cheap, i took the best offer
Poison Is Crunk: lol.. i just pictured jc curled up in a ball in nothing but boxers shaking and saying crrrraaaaaccckkkkk for some reason that popped in my head when you said street friend
DigitalFanatic: ROFFL! OMG
DigitalFanatic: OUCH DAMNIT STOP!
Poison Is Crunk: haha.. its a funny image
Poison Is Crunk: omg, i am laughing hard
DigitalFanatic: I know cause i just got it and the tears are hindering my vision somewhat
DigitalFanatic: and the boxers have thundercats on them
DigitalFanatic: transformers. lmao
DigitalFanatic: oh f**k me, youre making sense to me now and im not. what kinda justince is that?
Poison Is Crunk: haha.. omg... i do, picture him in that on a street corner, sitting under a street light... cant forget the cigareete
DigitalFanatic: i meant justice. i did.
Poison Is Crunk: JUSTINce
Poison Is Crunk: lmao
Poison Is Crunk: im just as bad, cigareeeeete
Poison Is Crunk: and i cant type the word "lane" like if i type a street address, i type "lance" i SWEAR i am not lying, when i just typed lane up there, i hit lance and had to change it
DigitalFanatic: ROFL
DigitalFanatic: sorry my mouse cracked out and i could hear the im noise but i couldnt get back. so im freakin out on this mouse and beatin the hell out of it and now jay thinks IM cracked out
DigitalFanatic: in honor of the spazmasters bday were all apparently cracked out
Poison Is Crunk: i know.. reallt.. we are being so retarded, big daddy would be proud
DigitalFanatic: its annoying as hell to see that little envelope in my mailbox and not be able to get to it.
DigitalFanatic: wow that was random
Poison Is Crunk: thats how i was yesterday..i had ims going and i couldnt click em
DigitalFanatic: hed whip us with a wwjd cause hed be paranoid wed give him away
Poison Is Crunk: i want him to whip me..
DigitalFanatic: can u hear it? "YOURE GONNA GET US BUSTED!"
Poison Is Crunk: lol.. with a wwjd that sounds so funny
DigitalFanatic: LOLOL
Poison Is Crunk: LISTEN UP BITCHES I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE ILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL
DigitalFanatic: ivegotmailivegotmailivegotmail AND I CANT FRICKIN READ IT
DigitalFanatic: LMAO And the nappy headed bastard too!
Poison Is Crunk: suckstobeyousuckstobeyousuckstobeyou
DigitalFanatic: hey it moved
Poison Is Crunk: ddid i ever send you the pic of jc with the ship bracelet around his wrist?
Poison Is Crunk: whip bracelet, lmao
DigitalFanatic: oh nevernmind. it only went sideways like a half inch and now its goin up and down again
DigitalFanatic: LMAO yes u did. although i had to do a double take cause im thinkin titanic
Poison Is Crunk: heheh... he has a bracelt with all these steamboats and shit on it
Poison Is Crunk: ooh.. its the heart of the crackhead
DigitalFanatic: why do u know this useless info?
Poison Is Crunk: lmao.. i dunno if he REALLY does, i was just saying SHIP bracelet
DigitalFanatic: can u imagine what profound knowledge has been replaced by the fact that "chris dog pissed on tv" or "joey has the worst gas"
Poison Is Crunk: i do know a LOT of useless info: for example, all that Steve Fatone drinks is HiC orange from mcdonalds
Poison Is Crunk: or, lance has a dead horse named toby from when he went to camp n mississippi
DigitalFanatic: thank u. i may have just lost another piece of incredibly useful information now that youve added that to my memory bank
Poison Is Crunk: i really know TOO much shit about them
DigitalFanatic: and toby i know about. lmao
Poison Is Crunk: ew, i got one i bet you 150 billion dollars you dont know, and you'll vomit when you hear it, cuz you hate joey
DigitalFanatic: i teased him about that in that damned bus story i lost. man i luved that story
DigitalFanatic: oh rowlf
DigitalFanatic: go wit it now afore i hang up on u
Poison Is Crunk: did you know that joey has a "hidden" tattooo?
DigitalFanatic: sorry, slipped into justinese again
Poison Is Crunk: justinese... rofl
DigitalFanatic: oh lord. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! LMAO
Poison Is Crunk: ROFLMAO... hahahaha.. you KNOW you want to know
DigitalFanatic: speaking of which have u seen chris new tattoo? SO PHAT!
Poison Is Crunk: no! what is it?
Poison Is Crunk: where? is it "hiddden" hehehehe.. its busta!
DigitalFanatic: OMG U GOTTA SEE THIS. lemme see if i can get the link from livi
DigitalFanatic: argh i cant get the mouse over there. hold up
Poison Is Crunk: chris got a new tattoo, of busta, on his ass. - i just sent that to kate
Poison Is Crunk: im laughing so hard... she believes me
Poison Is Crunk: ROFL iam dying
DigitalFanatic: oh ur evil
Poison Is Crunk: send me link when you can
Poison Is Crunk: what is his tattoo really of? is that what the link is to?
DigitalFanatic: its a dragon with the fms symbol . so tight
DigitalFanatic: but its huge
Poison Is Crunk: hes a loser
Poison Is Crunk: id rather he got a tattoo of busta on his ass
DigitalFanatic: hey now, i like this tattoo
Poison Is Crunk: he could moon people and be like "its busta!"
DigitalFanatic: lmao
Poison Is Crunk: ill pry like it, i do like chris.. im just being a bitch
DigitalFanatic: like the I HATE JC tags on the pics? ROFFL
Poison Is Crunk: hahaha.. and I HATE NSYNC
DigitalFanatic: LMAO
Poison Is Crunk: no one wrote me hate mail about that!
Poison Is Crunk: i am shocked
DigitalFanatic: oh i hate this mouse
Poison Is Crunk: brb.. need mre coffeee
DigitalFanatic: hey!
DigitalFanatic: im goin ta bed. ill get it for u tomorrow

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