// *N Sync Rewrites Emily Post's Guide To Etiquette //

After all, who has manners like these five? --Tabz





It's now considered classy to....

Discuss a friend/fellow bandmates gas problem in public/on air.

Stick your toungue out at every available opportunity. (Super classy if while you do you shake your head from side to side in front of hormonal teenage girls.)

Dye your hair Ronald McDonald red.

Discuss your pet's bowel movements in public/on air.

Cross dress. (Super classy if you're trying for the Spice Girl look.)

Wear curtains for pants. (Joey Disney concert.)

Pose in a shower naked, with four other guys.

Get as close to the camera as possible for picture taking.

Play a piano with your head.

Dance on your knees directly in front of other men. (Joey and Chris before Jus in Disney concert.)

Show people the food you're eating as you chew it.

Make parodies of your own songs. (For the girl who eats everything.)

Grab your crotch while doing anything.

Demonstrate your birth on family shows. (Rosie Nov, 99.)

Let your teeth turn green if you're 'too busy'.




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