Because it has to be done. --Tabz
(with former JOJ coeditor Modesty, circa 1999-2000)
~TOP TEN REASONS TO LOVE *N SYNC~
/~/Modesty Style/~/
(10)They use words such as 'Wowie'(9)And phrases like "Whas up with dat ya'll?"
(8)They get no respect but they always try to put on a good face (except for Chris)
(7)Chris can be so openly bitter and make fun of himself and the group
(6)The way Jc said 'sweetie' to that girl on Inside Edition
(5)Joey can wear furry coats in odd colors and nobody cares BECAUSE IT'S JOEY
(4)They listen to Ozzy Osbourne on their bus
(3)They made up the "EAT EAT EAT" song
(2)One of them, who is barely legal, has the body of a GOD
(1)They are so easy to love and make fun of (hah, a rhyme)
~TOP TEN REASONS TO LOVE *N SYNC~
/~/Tabby Style/~/
(10)Their thing for animals, the white robed pic with the Siberian tiger..Tabby says "Grrrr, baby!"(9)They made that Poo-Foo thing public
(8)Cause Lance is from Mississippi(lolol)
(7)Cause Joey acted 'happy' at the idea of holding Rosie's hand "the whole ride"
(6)The water scenes in the "For The Girl" video :)
(5)Despite bad rumors, they aren't afraid to act openly gay in public(p.j.s and character slippers on TRL)
(4)Bed scene in "TUMH" video (did anyone else have a 'moment'?)
(3)Cause Juju has the balls to be proud of his nappy head (GO Juju, insert your independence!)
(2)Because of any and every sad or angry face Juju has ever made (I have a thing about angry sex, I require counseling)
(1)"GIDDY UP" I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
~TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOEY SHOULD CHANGE HIS HAIR BACK~
/~/Modesty Style/~/
(10)Fire engine red is just so unattractive(9)He looked so much better with brown hair
(8)Day-glo orange hair makes me think of Cindy Lauper for some reason. (Girls just wanna, they just just wanna...)
(7)Roots, roots, roots
(6)Joey, I thought you wanted to be Superman not Ronald McDonald
(5)That dye could go to his roots just as Justin fears.(Rosie 11/26/99)
(4)I really don't want you and Chris to become Fire and Ice. (Rosie 11/26/99)
(3)It would give him a good excuse to cut his hair (Cut that hair!!)
(2)Joseph, do you want your hair to fall out?!?
(1)Two words for ya': Raggedy Andy. (Uh-huh)
~TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOEY SHOULD CHANGE HIS HAIR BACK~
/~/Tabby Style/~/
(10)So children stop asking him for Happy Meals(9)To prevent traffic jams when he crosses a street
(8)He requires the ability to disguise himself in public places
(7)His red hair reeks of an attempt to emulate AJ Mclean
(6)It screams 'teenage rebellion'. He's a little old for that
(5)There are too many months until Easter or July 4th to consider his hair 'festive'
(4)To widen their fan base (adults across the country saw the hair and turned off the t.v.
(3)It makes him look sickly (see "MUMH" video)
(2)His outfits ALWAYS clash with his hair
(1)The fact that he stands out among the guys now is NOT, I repeat, NOT a good thing!
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