Mary's humble birthday list
- Justin in a loin cloth fanning me with palm leafs while I peacefully sun bathe
- Lance in leather pants, feeding me grapes, while the above is happening
- JC serenading me as I take a nice long bath
- a nice sweater knitted out of Justin's hair
- the members of nsync bathing in a waterfall in my back yard
- lance on hand to lick my stamps
- Chris to stand next to my teachers and make silly hand gestures about whatever they are talking about
- A pair of cute, black, chunky clogs
- a car
- a bigger room
- Justin to be my pet and run around my room in a monkey diaper
- 5 minutes to do with Lance as I wish
- handcuffs
- a plane ticket to Orlando
- lots of black clothing
- road map to Justin's house
- someone to rip out Ben Stien's vocal cords so I wouldn't have to deal with his voice
- some really great lipstick
- a complete understanding of the spanish language, so I may pass my spanish class this year
- certain select asshole jocks from my school to show up at my front door and tell me they want me to go on a date with them, so i may tell them no and laugh wickedly......
- a chocolate cake with white frosting as a tribute to justin
- a poney so i can name him toby
- some really cool black nail polish
- a fake ID