What do Justin's little brothers call him?
Big Baba
Psssh, try "Ghetto Brother".
Notorious J.R.T. is more like it. Haha.. that's my new nickname for him, I can't believe it took me this long to think of that!

What is Chris' favorite game of all time?
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Figures. I bet it was the Fatones favorite game...oh, wait, that was just thier nickname in highschool.
Leave Joey alone bitch!! And my guess woulda been checkers cuz he was alive when they invented it.

What kind of cologne does Joey wear?
A-men
He-man? Superman? Ok, so I had nothing funny to say here, psssh.
Joey doesn't wear cologne.. he doesn't stink.. he smells like flowers.

If Justin was a cartoon character, who did he say he would be?
Bugs Bunny
I remember this question from Fanatic, didn't he say he'd be Cinderella?
Yeah, he wants to be Bugs... cuz when Bugs says "What's up Doc?" he thinks he means DRE....

If JC could be any movie action hero, who would he want to be?
Inspector Gadget
Sadly, I can see this. "Go Go Gadget Crackpipe" or maybe... "Go Go Gadget..." hrm, you know what, I won't go there, but let's just say it has to do with that rather noticible buldge that is often seen on JCs lower half.
Ew. I can see it too... don't forget Go Go Gadget Scooter

What is Joey's favorite piece of clothing?
A pair of Versace leather pants
Ew. Joey + Leather = my dinner on the floor. Give the leather to Lance.
What did I tell you about making fun of Joey? I'm really starting to hate you... anyway, I woulda thought it was his "nice" white feather coat. And what's up with the FATones and their Versace? I bet Steve made them for Joey....

What is Justin's favorite video game?
NBA2K
Yeah, uhm...it's like butta baby. Whatever. I really can't be funny all the time!
He really wanted to say the online computer game where you beat up the BSB, but they wouldn't print it.

How does Lance like his eggs?
Scrambled
Like his hair - all messy. Like his life style - straight/gay? Like his looks - Dork, Ellen, Albino, Just Right, Too HOTT for his own good.
Lance likes his eggs boiled in Southern Comfort.

What kind of perfume does Justin like girls to wear?
Curve
No, Justin just likes his girl to HAVE curves, that's why Britney got breast implants.
He only likes it cuz he saw that SUG commercial where he gets some...

If JC was a cartoon character, who did he say he would be?
Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Always stoned...
And skinny as shit... right on JC

How does Chris like his eggs?
Sunny-side up
I think Lance and Chris need to trade their choices for how they like their eggs, after all the CrAzY one can't like something so "cheerful" sounding.
I always thought he'd like them the same as Joey... ."over easy"

According to Justin, what's the best Halloween costume he's ever had?
Batman
I thought he would have said "his fro".
Or his TV guide photo shoot costume...

What is Justin's favorite board game of all time?
TriBond
Huh? What's this game. I must be in that closet with Lance cause I have NO idea what the hell this game is.
Duh Kate... TriBond... Tri = 3 = 3some with Britney and Veronica.. OR 3some with me and Joey.. but that's a WHOLE other story.. hehe

What is JC's favorite video game?
Zelda
We are really meant for each other. That's my most favorite game too!
Does Link smoke crack?

What is Chris' favorite video game?
Half-life
Maybe cause Chris only has half his life left.
True True

How does Justin like his eggs?
Scrambled with cheese
Sounds good. I have nothing mean to say, I'm hungry and Justin just made it worse. Bastard.
Cheese = ghetto slang for dolla billz...

What is the weirdest thing Lance ever autographed?
A ceiling fan
He couldn't give his real answer: A 'Playgirl' magazine for his boyfriend Raul.
Soon, his answer will be MY gay men's magazine with HIS picture in it at a gay bar. Awww.. someday Lancie, and I can't WAIT to see the look on your face when I ask you to sign it.

What is the nicest thing Justin ever got from a fan?
A star in outer space named after *NSYNC
Damn bitch, I like that idea.
I thought he'd say the JTR necklace.. since WE paid for the MF thing.

What sort of perfumes does Lance like girls to wear?
Anything fruity
Fruity, eh? Like his men?
Wait a minute! Lance likes GIRLS?? Hhahaah... too easy, I'll just leave it alone..

Why does Justin like winter the best of all the seasons?
He loves the snow
What? Justin likes something white? he-he-he (done in the JC laugh, remember that one Brit?)
More like "he loves the snow in JC's little baggies"

What is JC's favorite TV channel?
Discovery
Best watched after a good beating on Bobbie and a few puffs from the pipe. It's amazing what you can discover than.
You and me Cracknuts ain't nothin but mammals.......

What's JC's favorite breakfast?
Eggs and O.J.
I thought of "OJ" Simpson when I read that and how it all went down in the end with Nicole...but that's a little harsh for JC, isn't? Maybe he just feels a connection to things that can be innitialed like himself. OJ... JC.. close enough.
This qusetion is BUSTED. JC doesn't eat!

JC belonged to what club in high school?
Stage Tech
Is this a code name for MMC?
Aww... I get it, THAT's why him and SCARY GUY are so close!! They were in the same club in High School

What's Lance's favorite hangout?
The Saddle Ranch Bar and Grill in LA
OMG hahahahahaha! Once a cowboy, always a cowboy. Hey Brit - remember we drove by that like 150 billion times when we were in LA and I have a picture of it too, who would have thunk that Lance likes it there? I was just taking it cause it reminded me of Lance, lol, this is too much.
That is so funny.. we really did drive past there 150 billion times saying Giddy Up Lance!

Why is summer Joey's favorite season?
Because it's hot!
What does Joey care if something it hot or not? Look at his girlfriend. I bet he likes it hot cause the girls walk around 1/2 naked.
Hey now... Kelly's my friend. I like her. You're probably dead on balls with the 1/2 naked thing though.

Chris joined another band's fan club. Which one?
No Doubt
Blah, Blah, Blah -- at least they're closer to his age.
Why? So he can get meet and greets???

What kind of perfume does Joey like girls to wear?
Angel
He has a thing for things that fly. I don't know, I have no idea what the hell to say that's funny. {{Place funny comment here.}}
Like he cares about perfume.. Joey's only requirement for a girl, is she has to say "YES"

What room in Lance's house is his favorite?
The sunroom
Damn, I would have said "The Cat In The Hat" room. Or the "Toby Room" aka the barn.
I woulda thought the "powder room"

JC used to belong to what club?
Boys and Girls Club
JC are you making me question you sexuality? You better not be, you sexxxy lickable hunk of man.
Um.... shouldn't it be MICKEY MOUSE club????

What does JC wish he had, that he doesn't?
A better memory
Stop doing drugs, you'd be amazed at how much more you remember when you don't stumble around in a cracked-out bliss.
He also wishes he had MY PAGER. Oh wait.. he does. A Skeletor figure? Nope.. he has that TOO!!! Um... Lances autograph, a Justin keychain, a Reese's postcard, a HampsterDance CD??? Shit.. thanks to us he has all that shit... Damn, we really made him the Boy Who Has Everything, eh?

What characteristic does Joey wish he possessed, that he doesn't?
A photographic memory
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Joey makes the joke here by just giving that answer.
OMG.. I can only imagine what he'd store in that bitch. EW.

What was the worst job Joey ever had?
Handing out flyers
He probably just hated it because he couldn't read the flyers to know what he was handing out.
HAHAHHAHA... damn Kate, I can't say nuthin, you answered it perfectly. But I was around then, he gave me one of the flyers... I guess Steve put him up to it, they said "Hi! My name's Steve. Call me 555-555 if ya wanna go out. Ask for STEVE. I am STEVE" I hear he got a lot of dates after that...

In high school, Lance belonged to a group abbreviated FCA. What was it?
Fellowship of Christian Athletes
Ferrets Can Attract -- which is why he eventually got himself 'lil Dirk'
ATHLETE??? LANCE??? Riiiiiiiight... I think it was "Fellowship of Creepy Adams Apples"

What is the food that Joey dislikes the most?
Liver
Yeah, he prefers lower on the body, like puss.....you get the point.
Psssh.. Joey doesn't dislike food... that's BUSTED.

What band's CD was the first one JC ever bought?
Led Zeppelin
This is the "I have to say this so I look cool" answer.
And it's also the "I smoke a lot of weed" answer

What does Chris regret quitting?
Piano lessons
Cause now he has NO talent what so ever, except sounding like a girl.
He also regrets quitting the BSB...

What does Lance do while on tour to keep himself sane?
Watches a lot of movies
Buy ferrets, get drunk, hang out with Steve Fatone (they are his movies that Lance is watching).
Paints his nails, calls Danielle for booty calls, gets drunk again, "plays" with the other guys hair.

What chore did Chris hate the most growing up?
Doing the dishes
Yeah, cause when Chris was a kid dishwashers weren't invented.
I woulda thought washing the clothes on the washboard... they didn't have washers then eiher.

If Justin could meet any celebrity, whom would he want to meet?
Halle Berry
He ran out of other names cause he meet everyone else.
Absolutely true.

What talent does JC wish he could improve on?
His ability to paint
Can you picture JC, in his old skool pimp has, all scrufalupagus, taking a puff on the pipe than pick up the paint brush and get all artistic. OMG - hahaha, can I just say I typed "tooth brush" by accident when I was doing this... but that's not possible - JC doesn't OWN a tooth brush!
Kate, how soon you forget!! He DOES SO have a toothbrush, it's BLUE and says JOSH, remember? Hahahah.. I bet he hates us. Anyway, I can so see that..
"what art will I create today"
*brush brush brush*
"TADA!"
and we see a picture of this:

and THAT my friends.. is the story of the scary clown. It was a product of one of JC's drug hallucinations.

What does JC say is the funniest Halloween costume he ever had?
A furry toy called a Monchhichi
Excuse me? What? Can you please explain in english what the FUCK that is? Was Mommy Chicklet on a crackhigh when she made your costume JC?
I agree... a furry toy??? WTF? I never heard of it.. anyone?? Yeah, that's what I thought. He just said that because "I DONT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN YOU ASSHOLE ITS THE PRODUCT OF SATAN AND IM A GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN WITH RESPECT" was not an acceptable answer.

*Note: We decided to look into this, and found out what a Mochhichi is*


Hehehe.. It's JC painting his picture!

Where does Chris go to write songs?
To the back of the bus
Chris writes songs? Why is it that all the guys write and JC's shit and that one stupid ass song Justin wrote get on the MF CD? BTW - where else is there to go Chris, you live on the MF bus.
I always thought he wrote that smash hit Giddy Up in bed with Busta... so he didn't HAVE Busta then.. whatever... Shut up....

According to Joey, what's the best Halloween costume he ever had?
A dead guy with his face ripped off
Hahahahaha. I love the Fatones.
hahaha.. i can SO picture Joey walking down the street in that costume, with a Snickers shoved in his mouth and a big ass bag of candy.. then he goes home, changes his costume, and hits all the houses again for MORE candy.

Justin plays 3 instruments. What are they?
Guitar, piano, & bass
Yeah, yeah, yeah - God spent more time on him so what do you expect?
He forgot Britney's .... uh... nevermind.

Chris met one of the Beatles. Who?
Paul McCartney
And they shared stories about growing up in the 30s. hahaha
LMAO.. I hear ya.. they met all right, in PRESCHOOL together

What chore did Justin hate the most growing up?
Cleaning his room
Now he has bitches and hoes to clean his room for him.
Pssh.. like Justin EVER had to do chores. You KNOW Mommy Crunkness cleaned up after his ghetto ass

Lance once dressed as a barnyard animal for Halloween. What was he?
A cow
His ass is as big as a cows. But I can see Lance as a horse, not a cow.
You KNOW it was a horse.. he was TOBY.. and it was just last year, that's the sad part.

If Chris was a cartoon character, who did he say he would be?
Freakazoid
No comment. He knows too well what we all think of him.
Right on the money Christo.

What was JC's first car?
A mini van
It was easier to hide his stash.
Hahaha.. I just pictured like a rapist van and a Cheech and Chong type thing *shudders*

What kind of cologne does JC wear?
Envy by Gucci
I envy him. He has nothing but gargoyle fans and a girlfriend that makes him cry yet he's still doing ok. Well, as good as he can without me in his life.
ENVY IS ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS. Oooooh.. JC you BAD boy!

What cologne makes Lance smell so good?
Armani Emporium
"Ferrit" by Pet-On-The-Road "Gin & Tonic" by Go-Down-Girl
More like "Sex Sweat" by S & J's Video Emporium or "Horse Manure" by ToBY

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